Kyarot's Intimacy story

Who makes the coffee here? It's way too elven!

And pour in that sugar! It's so bitter that I don't even remember what I was eating!

That dark thing... What is that? Sludge? What's that even supposed to taste like?!

I guess you serve a lot of elves? Tch, those guys have a strange sense of taste.

Isn't it super exhausting to cook everything by yourself? Can I help?

Wow. That's cool! I guess that's the mindset of a top chef!

Then how old do you have to be? As old as Her Majesty?

I'll scrub them with the scouring pad I grew! Why are these plates so small, though? They're not even half as big as my scouring pad!

I had my sugarcane stolen once, and I was really sad. Have you ever experienced that, Master?

But I watered them and raised them myself. I should get to claim them, shouldn't I?!

You'll find everything at her place. Just think of it as donating to a charity.

That's what I'm doing! Moping won't solve anything.

It's amazing that a Giant plant is contained within such a tiny seed!

Right. And what I can do is help these possibilities sprout.

It grows really well! Can I borrow your nose, Master? ...Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?

Dandelions can grow big, too! Have you ever seen a dandelion as big as a sprite?

Have you seen Canna? She was supposed to come over, but she never showed up.

It's okay. You like having folks over to talk, right, Master? I do, too!

She comes over about twice a week. That's more than she shows up here, right?

Sprites are pretty tolerant of hearty appetites. I mean, we do have Her Majesty...

I don't think anyone likes plants as much as sprites do. Other races are pretty indifferent about them.

That makes us look like we're obsessed with food! We raise plants because we like them!

Still, there's a joy to tending to them yourself. It's kinda like you're communicating with them.

Yeah, I'm sure that's part of it. We tend to want to look after anything that reminds us of her.

I heard there's a story about a beanstalk that grew really big where you're from, Master! What's the trick?!

Resentment? What's that? Some new type of fertilizer? I want some too!

Good seeds do help them grow big and strong, but that's not everything. The process afterwards matters more.

Sprites use magic, but not everyone can pull off something amazing like that. Unless, maybe, you're someone like me.

What kind of plant do you like, Master? I'm trying to get recommendations on what to grow in my garden.

You're turning more and more into a sprite, you know? Don't tell me that thing you've planted over there is edible, too!

Pretty plants do make you smile. But then again, what plant ISN'T beautiful?

It wraps around mountains and splits the earth? Amazing! I want to plant it!

I want to bond with plants more, but I don't know how.

BigWood says to give them lots of attention... but it doesn't seem like the plants like her attention...

I should eat magical fertilizer, too? N-Not sure how that would taste...

So, making them feel relaxed is key? I'll give it a try!

I made some special sugar. Who should I give it to?

If I bring this to Ashur, maybe she'll bake something with it! I'm sure it would turn out amazing!

It's the real deal, made from my very own organically grown sugarcane! It's on a whole other level than that factory-made sugar the elves make!

I don't want honey! I already have some in the back cupboard!

My sugar has mystical powers! Can you guess what they are?

Elf Sugar's no different. Sugar begets sugar—it's the law. Sweet and sweet and sweet, you see?

I don't have that ability. But I heard the artificial sweetener stuff the Elves make does that.

Here, I'll give you a special candy! Just say the word if you want it!

I guess not all elves are bad.

I met an elf named Canna, and she was quite respectful.

Really? But from a plant's perspective, are they and us really that different?

What's with that look while you say that?

Why are elves so obsessed with those food blocks? There's so much else to eat in the world.

I heard it's nutritionally balanced. But wouldn't you get tired of it?

That's so true, Master! They think that synthetic whatever is real flavor!

You're talking like you've lived longer than me? Elias was originally the land of the sprites, you know?

Why do wild plants run away when you try to cultivate them?

Freedom... Hmm. Don't garden plants ever long for it?

You just don't get it, Master—the satisfaction of nursing a weak wild plant back to health. It's seriously addictive.

Just waiting for a way out, huh? Sigh. Can't say that doesn't sting a little.

This dragon merchant keeps approaching me. What could she want?

You sound just like her. And just like her, you won't tell me how to actually become rich.

Sweet-friggin' fee? Is it as sweet as my sugarcane?

Sorry, we're a cash-only business.

Ahh... How can I spread my organic sugarcane far and wide!

It's special because it's organic and small-batch. If I grow too much, I can't give each one proper attention.

I tried something similar once before and almost got beaten by Head Priestess Ner...

You must be confident in how sturdy your roof is. I gave you fair warning, okay?

Got any questions about my garden? Ask me anything!

Because it's sweet! Sweet, tall, and useful. It's a truly magnificent plant!

To receive more of Yggdrasil's energy! Though Yggdrasil does influence all of Elias anyway.

I generously add magical ingredients, and finally call BigWood to... Huh? Why are you suddenly covering your ears?

What do you think is the difference between sweetness and sweetness?

Not knowing the difference between this sweetness and that sweetness means Master hasn't hung out around Erpien enough yet.

You're exceptionally good at dodging. Wouldn't it be best for business to say my sweetness is the right one at times like this?

Ugh... I suddenly felt a shiver down my spine. Aren't you getting too friendly with that scythe-wielding phantom?

Can elementals be grown tall too?

Well... um. If she gets bigger, the time it takes to weed my garden would drastically reduce though.

Then there'd be no need to go to the Monatium broadcasting station or whatever. You'd be able to see her performance from anywhere, wouldn't you?

Oh! I hadn't thought of that. Does Musk get bigger and become as big as Meluna?

Are you close with the phantom who grows pumpkins? I have some advice I'd like share.

No, what I want to talk about is pumpkins! The pumpkins are planted way too densely!

Huh? It's unique and nice. If she'd speak like Head Priestess Ner, it'd be hard to tell them apart.

Tell her to spread out the pumpkins properly while growing them! When I visited, I was literally tripping over pumpkins!