Layze's Intimacy story

Phewwww... It feels nice to be lazy here...

Right? No matter how much you laze around, it never gets boring.

I can't believe I'm a corporate slave.... But I can't say I'm not.

I won't be surprised if you do so. I'm used to her unexpected visits. *Sigh*...

Sometimes eating feels tiresome.

But if you eat blocks every day, it feels not that bad.

I can taste the food too. It's just the act of eating that feels tiresome.

I guess this is how tasks keep piling up...

I recently learned about Heavy-modification, do you know what it is?

...? I don't know what it is, but I don't want to hear about it anymore.

It's fun discovering new sides of things through repairs.

That will be pretty massive....

Today's so sunny. The sunlight is blinding.

Wow. Just imagining it sounds awful.

I don't want to move hard, but just floating on the water might be nice.

It seems like the Master has time to spare. But I'm busy...

A few days ago, the Suppression Unit Chief came and scolded me because nothing was getting done.

Of course not, so I came here and hid. Hehehe.

Wha-what? No! Don't report it!

Well, sometimes she's good to me, and it's true she needs me anyway... *Sigh*

There always seems to be a lot of Apostles here.

Yees, yes. Congratulations.

I don't dislike it either. It has just the right level of comfort to be lazy.

Are you trying to exploit me too, Mastereeee?

It's about time to cut my hair.

Yes, since it's annoying when it's long, and it feels good to cut it neatly.

It would be convenient, but... Well, only after thorough verification, I might want to use it.

Have you ever tried shaving it off, Master...?

*Sigh* I had team training today, it was so exhausting.

The IT Management Unit isn't that intense...

Thank y... Urgh. Why does this taste like this? Are you experimenting with the menu on me?

Since I belong to Monatium anyway, I should participate in it, of course.

Why does life require us to keep doing things to sustain?

Is it so? It came up while I was just thinking about dinner menu options...

There's a lot of tiresome stuff, but I don't thinks it's painful though...!

Indeed, it's definitely fun just lazing around like this.

I prefer repairing and using familiar things over something new.

It's not that I don't like new things, I just prefer the familiar things.

That's right. There's a joy in using something for a long time by repairing it.

Ugh. I don't want to live so actively like that.

I consider myself lazy, but why do I have so much to do?

The world must be forcing me to be that way. *Sigh*...

Are you subtly calling yourself talented right now...?

I'm not that irresponsible.

There's a debate going on among elves about iced americano and hot americano.

You certainly enjoy intense stimulation, Master.

I don't really like things that are either too cold or too hot.

Hot is how it was originally anyway. It helps me unwind and gets me all mellow.

Sometimes I wonder about the internal structure of Chief Canna's gun.

How does it control the output with such a mechanism?

I don't want to see you going to the Weekend Farm though...

Every time I meet her, she gives me work to do, so I don't have time to ask. *sob sob*

To keep such a large order running the Apostles must have a lot of work to do, right?

If everyone's helping out, I'm gonna pass. Hehe...

Even you are like this. Is there no paradise outside of Monatium either?

That sounds pretty good. I can probably just tag along where things are already happening.

If I got paid according to how much I worked, I think I'd be incredibly rich.

It's not that, but since it's the military, it's merely a monthly salary regardless of workload.

Slack off somewhere more comfortable...?

It's not that I need money. It's about fairness and how it feels!

I heard you're quite good at slacking off too?

Chief Canna isn't the type to gossip about others out loud. Hehehe...

You mean your assistant, the sprite priestess? Feeling a little guilty, are we? Hehe...

I'm just being lazy, not slacking off. I do get all my work done after all.

I wonder if the day will come when I can return home.

Back then, all I remember is eating, playing, and gaming in my room all day.

Not exactly, but somehow you just end up siding with your boss's big ambitions.

You mean Earth. The reason I became so obsessed with laziness is because I worked way too much on Earth. Phew.

I've been dreaming too much in my sleep lately, so I don't feel like I'm well rested. Sigh.

They're really just very realistic dreams. Which is why they're so tiring.

Wow, that's suspicious. I don't want to be used as a test subject.

Hmm, that's right. I also do that sometimes.

Today I helped Miss Elena's exclusive cable management team with their expansion and relocation.

Closer to Miss Elena... to a place where I can never escape Miss Elena's gaze...

Me, and me, and lastly me. That means I do everything alone. *Sighhhh*

Really? Hehe, it feels good to get recognition for that somehow.

If talent matched passion, the world would be a much nicer place.

That's exactly why it would be comfortable. Just bouncing around doing small tasks that won't get me kicked out of Monatium. Hehehe...

I'm not here to beat anything...

In Monatium, efficiency is the top priority, so they'd probably love it. Now that I think about it, I'm a bit scared about what our Mayor might do... Aaaah.