Meluna's Intimacy story

The correct lifestyle for the wealthy is not to brag about money.

I don't really know. How much money do I make from melons? I stopped counting my money at some point.

Are you hinting that I should spend money on you? I knew it. You're after my money.

It's best to live quietly and spend as much as you want without having to be mindful of others.

What is an appropriate amount to donate?

I need you to give me a point of reference. I'm out of touch with reality when it comes to money, so...

Really? As far as I know, the Order is a pretty deep-pocketed organization... It has nothing to do with you, Master?

That's pretty specific. It's important to plan your income and expenses.

Other elementals think only about nature. But there are other important things too.

You're too narrow-minded. If there was a garbage elemental, do you think they'd care about nature?

There's a limit to everything. If you're too obsessed with one thing, it can cause problems.

Money doesn't matter. I already have enough of it.

What do you usually do in your spare time, Master?

Wow, that's so bland. Even if those ARE your hobbies, you should say something more interesting.

Wh-What? How unexpected! I mean, not that I don't understand, though...

That's a shame. Working can be a hobby, too, if you have a lot of money...

It's illegal to grow melons in Elias without my permission, so please be careful.

...Are you making fun of walking melons?

Well, since you didn't know, I'll let it slide. Please be careful in the future. I'm glad you were honest with me.

Wh-What?! How do you know so much about melons?! Did you look them up somewhere?!

Where can I go to meet with the Head Priestess of the Order? Why is she so hard to find?

Ah...! Use her as bait! That's a great idea.

She owes me some money that she hasn't paid back. Ah... you're also in the Order! Maybe I could get you to pay for her instead?

Did you do something weird? I can't believe you're the Master and you don't know where the Head Priestess is... Wow.

How can you be so frugal, Master? It's admirable.

Excuse me? That's all you've spent? See? I told you. You're frugal.

I see you still have a good sense of money. Good times.

...Are you serious? I don't have any cash on me... so I can't give you anything right now.

Why do elves launder money everywhere? I don't understand.

...Oh... Umm... If that wasn't a figure of speech, I'll literally flip this table.

Tax...? What's that? Erm... where can I find the forms to withdraw from the Order?

They really are. It seems they're always creating headaches and hard times for themselves.

I've heard that illegally sourced melons are being delivered to the banquet hall.

What? Fair trade? What's that? You aren't just saying gibberish to dodge the question, are you?

Hmm, I must have been mistaken. Please continue to make timely payments.

S-So fishy! You're being hostile for no reason. That makes you look even more suspicious!

Master, are you interested in seeking investors for the banquet hall?

The operating costs of the banquet hall are mere pocket change, anyway. Uh, why are you glaring at me?

You're pretty sharp. The thing is, investing in religious organizations gives you tax breaks. It's a win-win, right?

Hmm, I'm afraid your value plummeted the moment you said that. Please reevaluate yourself.

Everyone seems very interested in the secret behind how I amassed such vast wealth.

So you're one of them too. There's really no particular secret to it.

Hmm... Are you more concerned about me than my wealth? That's quite unexpected.

If I just say anything and leave, I'll probably get fewer questions in private settings.

I heard Festa is going to hold a special performance at the town square later. Are you going to watch the show too, Master?

I guess it's not to your taste. The world of music is vast and deep, so I'll respect your preferences.

Investment between friends? I just buy Festa food sometimes.

Festa has a talent for stirring listeners' souls. Just thinking about it is exciting.

Isn't there a good place to practice singing?

Could you step outside for a moment, Master? I'll make sure the rental fee is worth your while.

I want to practice singing alone, but there are too many melons listening there.

All the soundproofed rooms are rented out... I wonder who I should evict...?

This melon bread from the convenience store... It makes me cry when I eat it. Master... would you like one too?

Huh? I was offering you dessert, not my thoughts though?

What? My throat just got clogged up for a moment. Actually, this pastry doesn't contain any real melon.

How is it? Does it taste good? I'm conducting a survey to see how it suits everyone else's tastes.

What are some things that money can't buy?

But you can buy those, can't you? There's even something called a "friend fee."

Heh... Master, just how much are you thinking of spending?

It's a cliché answer, but... you're right that "time" is something money definitely can't buy. I'll give you that.

Have you ever heard the sound of Musk walking?

I'm not Musk, you know. Is giving non-answers your specialty, Master?

Yes. It's just drowned out by other sounds so you can't hear it. Next time, focus and listen carefully.

I recommend coming to my garden sometime to listen. It's really... cute...

What's a good way to spend a holiday?

That's already part of my daily routine. Isn't there anything more fun?

Hmm, there's nothing quite as entertaining as looking at piles of money.

I already get plenty of sleep on a regular basis. Request denied.

Master, please say anything, and take your time. It would be great if you could use as many different words as possible.

Heh, thank you. Why did I ask you to speak, you wonder? That's a secret.

I'm definitely being teased, but I have a feeling the Master is crying inside.

You're quite perceptive. I was thinking of inputting the Master's voice into an AI for sound production...

Hmm, now that I look at it, the watering can seems a bit worn out.

There's a slight scratch on the handle. I should get a new one.

I can't water my melons with a watering can that might have been rolling around who knows where.

Considering the cost, time, and effort that would go into repairing it... buying a new one would be more efficient.

How should I persuade clients who won't budge even when offered amazing conditions?

If I offer even better conditions than this... hmm, they'd definitely have no choice but to come over.

You're saying I should appeal to our elemental nature to build rapport? Hmm, not a bad idea.

Master, I'm not that kind of malicious elemental. I'm different from a certain someone in the Sprite Kingdom.