Lethe's Intimacy story

Huuuuh... Nuuuuh... Maaasterrr...

Hehe, waaanna try it toooo? Taaake thisss!

Tch. How did you know? Come on, let me hit you with it just once, okay?!

Heehee. Nooo wayyy. I loooove thisss.

I'm Elias's peacekeeper. When I shoot my laser, everyone's left speechless.

Hmph, ungrateful brats. After I did them the favor of wiping away their bad memories!

There are folks who need a moment's peace, okay? You're clueless, Master...

*Sigh*... At least you recognize my efforts, Master. I appreciate it. I mean, it is nice that I can shoot my laser off as much as I want, but still...

Hilde keeps calling for me... She said it'd be temporary! She's totally working me to the bone!

She's got me doing stuff like wiping memories for folks with headaches... Ugh, it's so annoying.

That's true. That elf is quite generous with money, you know? She said it's fine since it's not coming out of her own pockets.

What? I'll have you know I'm pretty good at pain—wait... what was it exactly? Anyway, she said that I'm really skilled in that field, okay?!

What's wrong, Master? Does your head hurt?

You're being way too skittish about this, you know? Just open your eyes and take it for once!

Huh? What did I do? Pointing my laser at your eyes doesn't have anything to do with you having a headache!

It's because you always dodge! Hehe... come here. Let's do this the right way...

Seriously, that cat... she's a sucker for my laser! One look, and she just goes wild!

Yep. It's been a while since I got to wave my arms around wildly like that! Ah, that was fun.

I can't seem to get her in the eyes with my laser. She's faster than she looks.

I'm not doing anything! I just enjoy watching her move about!

I feel down for some reason, but I don't remember why...

Um... Phantom Marsh? Yeah, I was looking at some tower there—n-no way.

Huh? What are you talking about? Yeah, I wipe my memories, but they always come back.

Urgh... You're right. Thanks, Master. Thanks to you, I've decided to stop thinking!

Don't you have any memories you'd like erased, Master?

I didn't ask you to share them. I just wanted to erase them for you.

...Wow, that was really childish, you know? It's not like I was really that curious either.

For a split second, I felt deeply saddened that my abilities don't work on you, Master. Don't cry...

I haven't been seeing phantoms around lately. Have they all moved or something? They're not avoiding me, are they?

Me? Why me? Heehee... It's their problem for being weaklings.

Huh? Really? That's pretty mean!

Right? I'm sure I'll see them again once some time passes.

Maaaster! Where's my food?!

...? Oh, you're right. I'm full now, so I'll stop eating. Yes, that would be best.

I wiped my memory...? Why did I do that?

Wow. It must've really been bad then. Let me give it a taste... Mmph! ...Maaaster! Where's my food?! Hurry uuup!

I always get this weird feeling when I'm with Haley. It's like I want to take care of her.

Are you implying that there are no good phantoms out there? Well, you're right! In fact, you're too spot-on that it ticks me off!

Ugh... Y-Yeah. Haley's just so nice that it keeps making me feel guilty.

What do you mean?! I'd better shoot myself in the eyes with my laser and wipe my memory as soon as possible!

There are tons of interesting things in Monatium. I want to visit every day!

You too, Master? Let's go dumpster diving together one of these days!

...That wasn't a compliment, was it? Hey, why are you looking away now, Master?!

Really? I should ask her to make my laser bigger and stronger then! Wahoo!

Urgh... My memories are coming back...

Ow! That hurts! Huh? It does feel like I've actually forgotten some things! This might come in handy sometimes...

It hurts... Oof, my heart... Oof, my soul... Help me, laser... Urgh!

Uh, by the same logic, why do you keep eating when you know you'll just be hungry again, huh? Answer me that!

Master, doesn't it feel like you're about to take a hit somehow today?

Take a hit from my laser! Come on! Just this once! One long, direct blast!

N-No! Not me! I meant you, Master! You! Aaaah! No noogies!

Uh... that's not what I was going for... Wait, who knew I had this crazy foresight...?

There must be a lot of stuff you hate because you remember so much, right, Master?

Wow, does that mean you have a laser in your head then? Sounds convenient!

The process is different though. I see you only care about end results.

Oh, good memories, huh? Am I one of them? I am, aren't I? Right? Say that I am!

What if I had a cool catchphrase before firing my laser?

How about... "For the peace of Elias... Zing-Zing Laser Power!"

All heroes do it! I'm a hero who fights for peace in Elias, so I've gotta have something catchy, too!

No! I'll figure it out myself! Forget you heard this...

I had a really scary dream... It's still giving me goosebumps!

The laser suddenly shot me in the forehead and told me to stop using it...

...Yeah, I'm not talking to you anymore. Go away. Get out of here!!!!!

Yeah... It was so vivid... That's why I keep wiping my memories!!! Maaasterrr... Heeeeheeeeheeee... Why do I feel so sleeepyyy...?

Master, do you have any spare bandages?

Why?! As long as I have my laser, I can just run around as I please!

I tried to hop onto Croakie while Ui was away, but then Croakie bolted, and I ended up like this... Heehee...

Oh, forget it, forget it! Ner threatened to bandage my mouth shut the next time I got hurt. I'll just be on my way...!

I wonder why everyone evades my laser...

Hmph, if you're not going to answer me, just don't say anything at all! Why the heck do you have to make fun of me?!

But having bad memories stick around is even more annoying, isn't it? Hey, no pain, no gain!

Tsk, tsk... I feel bad for you, Master. You don't know how refreshing it feels to have your memories wiped.

What are your thoughts on fate, Master?

Kinda like how a laser pointer suddenly ended up at my feet in Monatium?

Geez! Just what is this image you have of me? I can be serious when I want to be!

Hmm, really? Then I'll be persistent and keep shooting my laser at you until it works!

I know the truth. You want my laser, too, right?

What the heck?! My laser doesn't have anything like that!

Yeah, you can't fool me. There's a spark in your eyes when you look at it.

Um, I was only joking... N-No! You can't have it!