Weekend Event: Trick Dice

Is this the best you can do?

Seriously, no one around here is any good at rolling dice.

And anyone with half a brain runs off before we even play, saying it's too much trouble.

That's because Kommy already figured out you were cheating...!

Agh! Not the toy hammer again!

You sure have a lot to say for being the loser!

You lost, so keep your mouth shut.

B-But...!

It's weird how you keep rolling nothing but sixes, Rufo!

You've rolled sixes five times in a row!

You must've rigged the dice again!

Do you have any proof that I cheated?

But it's still suspicious...

That's what they call insufficient evidence.

Without proof, what exactly are you going to do about it?

Now be a good loser and take a bonk from the toy hammer.

Nnngh, that's not fair...

Then come back for a rematch if you think it's unfair.

I don't wanna play again...

Why didn't you just play with Beni? Why'd you ask me?

Beni's no challenge at all. That's no fun.

You're all a bunch of scrubs.

Hm? Who's that?

Hey, Butter! The old hag's looking for you.

The Chief?

Yeah. Now hurry up and go see her. I'm tired of dealing with this.

I-I would, but I can't.

What? Why not?

I lost to Rufo at dice, so I have to do whatever she says all day...

What the heck? Why are you scrubs playing dice without your captain?

Hahaha! I was just about to come looking for you, Captain!

So this is that dice game?

This isn't just any dice game!

It's the latest dice game, looted straight from Monatium!

Only true heroes can truly appreciate this game!

A true hero? Well, that's obviously me!

So how do you play?

Okay, so the rules are...!

Ah, forget it! I'll figure it out as we play!

Then let's begin!

Captain or not, I won't go easy on you. Prepare yourself!

You're the one who'd better be ready, scrub!

All right, I'll roll first...!

Not so fast! We're using my dice!

Huh?

That way it's fair, right?

This isn't exactly your first time cheating with dice!

All right. Let's play, scrub.