Butter VS Kommy, Erpin, Ashur

Alright! WWElias has finally begun! And the very first match is...!!

Four players in a free-for-all! A chaotic Battle Royale!

Butter, get ready. It's our turn now.

Huh, what? Butter only came along because Kommy asked to play...

Butter, Kommy is conducting a very important experiment right now.

A-An experiment...?

All right! Let's get this started! You always take out the easiest target first, right?

Oh? Smart words from Your Majesty. But if you're talking about the weakest among us...

Need you even ask? Hey, Butter! Come here!

Eeeek! That hurts! Why are you suddenly hitting Butter!

...Ninety-seven.

Oh, counting numbers!

W-wait, counting numbers...? Did you say ninety-seven...?

Hold on, Your Majesty!! I don't think you should be hitting Butter...

Ehehe! Erpin noogie!!

Ninety-eight, ninety-nine...

...One hundred.

Kyaaaaah?!

Why did you hit her so often!?

Eek!! She lost it again!!

That's what happens when Butter counts to one hundred...!!

...You three better give up any thoughts of leaving here safely today.

Eek?! But Kommy is on your side!

Kommy didn't do anything this time!?

Sh-Shut up! If Lady Butter says so, then that's how it is!

...Grrrooowl!!

Ugh, I only joined because Rudd practically pushed me into it... but I guess I'm here now.

Is there even any meaning to this duel? Fighting without knowing anything about each other isn't fair...

...So you? You're my opponent?

Oh, you're that phantom I ran into during my last spiritual training.

Yeah, the armored dragon. I remember you.

You're not going to run away today? Fighting me in a duel.

Well, I have met you before, phantom...

You taught me something important, so I'm a bit hesitant to fight you...

Ow!

Don't run away this time.

Your true nature can't be hidden even if you try.

...Did you just hit me?

You started it first, didn't you? Hahaha!!

...Fine. This should be fun.

Fun... funions... unfun... no fun... pfft!

Today's second match is!! A spectacular battle between Silver Dragon Vivi and Sprite Kingdom tailor Chloe!!

Silver Dragon? Looks pretty flashy.

Thou art a sprite with a keen eye for such things. I thank thee.

But true fashion isn't just about looking flashy, you know.

Right now it's like... you're trying a bit too hard to stand out?

Wh-what!?

You know, I have a new fashion line coming out soon?

If you're interested, how about modeling with me? I think that'd suit you way better than what you're wearing now?

…Hmph. And why should I do so?

I held certain expectations upon hearing of this arena, yet a modeling offer? How utterly pathetic.

Above all, I have no desire to engage in modeling work with one who goes about carrying such a tasteless teddy bear.

...Huh? You, did you just say something about my Sebastian...?

Pray tell, what dost thou intend to do about it?

Ah... huh? Ahhh?! You, you...!! I'll never forgive you!!!

It's the final day of WWElias! Let's give it one last wild ride, shall we? And for our first match...!

...Hm? Huh?

What the heck. Why'd you freeze up in the middle of announcing?

N-no, it's just... the first match info for today has been deleted?

Wh-what? What are you talking about?!

...Heh, I deleted it.

Wh-what?!

That boring match wasn't even worth commentating on.

You were whining about not getting paid enough for your commentary! Have you lost your mind?!

Don't you worry. Instead of that match, I've arranged something special... a main event featuring yours truly!

Something special?

Hey, you there! Big sword dragon! How about having a battle of darkness against me, Magic Bullet Slinger Dark Bullet?!

Eh, eh? Me? But I already had my match yesterday...

Heh... I know. Let's just say I was... inspired by that last match.

If your big sword clashes with my sniper rifle, who would win? Aren't you curious?

I-I'm not prepared to fight today...

......!

Hah! I've got your whole split personality gimmick figured out already. So quit stalling and bring it on!

Gotta fight you and get a bonus from that phantom!

...Ha, can't be helped. You're ready for this, right?

So we keep fighting until one of us drops? Hahaha!!

Oh? This could be pretty fun too? Don't you think?!

Not bad at all. This is gonna be epic!

All right! Then let the special match begin! In this corner, the cringelord commentator and in the other, the Steel Dragon!