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Beni's Story

Beni asks me to go fishing with her, but I freak out and stop her as she tries to throw dynamite in the water. I don't know who taught Beni to fish this way, but I'll teach them a lesson if I ever get my hands on them.

6 scenes, 543 lines

1. Let's Go Fishin'

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Let's Go Fishin'

Werebeast Forest

You

Ahhh, the weather is so nice today!

And since I've already finished all my work for today, I can relax...!

Beni

Master!

You

Well, if it isn't Beni!

Beni

Hey, I heard you wrapped up early today! Would you like to go fishing with me?

You

Fishing?

Beni

Yes! I always go fishing at the nearby waters whenever I have some free time!

You

Sounds like you're pretty free right now, huh?

Beni

Yes! I haven't seen either Captain Tig or Rufo today, so...

You

Ah, that's right. The three of you are always together.

Fishing... That doesn't sound bad at all...!

Sure, let's go! Where to?

Beni

Hehe, follow me!

Elemental Lake

Beni

Here we are!

You

Ah... It's the lake where the water elementals live.

Is it okay to fish here? Won't the water elementals say anything?

Beni

Ah, that doesn't matter!

They said it's okay, so we can do as we like!

You

Ah, I see! Makes complete sense.

Since the werebeasts are animals as well... Fishing like this is part of the circle of life...? Something like that, I guess?

Now then... we need a fishing rod to fish...

Beni? You don't have a fishing rod?

Beni

Huh? A fishing rod?

You

Why that face? Don't you need a fishing rod to fish?

Beni

That's not how I do it...

You

Huh?

Ah... Ah, that's right. You're a bear... Do you catch them with your hands or something?

But Beni, I can't fish like that. Let me put together a makeshift fishing rod... Give me a min.

Beni

Fish with my hands? Who does that these days?

You

...What?

Beni

Let's see... I should have buried it around here somewhere...

You

Wh-What are you up to?

(Beni digs vigorously under a boulder near the lake with an X on it, and a wooden box is uncovered.)

Beni

Here you go! Take one!

You

H-Huh? What is it...

I catch the thing Beni throws at me, and when I look at it...

It's a light stick wrapped in red paper—no, wait... th-this is...!

You

This is dynamite!!!

By fishing, you meant blast fishing?!

Beni

Mhmm! It's very effective!

We just gotta ignite one and throw it into the lake, and all the fish inside will float up to the surface!

You

What the heck?! Where did you even get these?!

Beni

A masked elemental refills the box every night!

You

What?

Beni

They always refill as much as I use. Truly a generous and kind-hearted elemental!!

You

Urgh... the elementals really don't say anything even though you fish like this?

Beni

They gave me permission when I was using a fishing rod, so this method shouldn't be a problem either, right?

You

I doubt it...

This doesn't seem right... What should I do?

Your choice

Tell Beni to stop blast fishing.

You

Beni, stop fishing that way!

Beni

Why? There's nothing more convenient than this!

Using a fishing rod takes too long!

Also, it will be painful for the fish to get hooks stuck in their mouths!

You

Using dynamite makes it even worse!

Beni

They're knocked out before they feel pain, so it should be fine, don't you think?

You

.........

Beni! You're going to make me angry if you use your weird logic here to confuse me!

Beni

Why would you get mad over this? I've been doing this for several years... Suddenly telling me to stop it...

You

Fishing should be a leisurely pastime where you take your time to get a catch!

Underhanded methods like this not only harm the environment but also go against the very purpose of fishing!

Beni

Is it THAT bad...?

Hmph... Fine, I'll stop, okay?

Only because it's you who's telling me to do so, Master!

You

Great!

Still... I'm glad that Beni listens to me. That's a relief.

Beni

Hmm, then we need to fish a different way.

The elven city has left some power lines here half-installed, so let's put those into the lake!

You

HEY!!!! How is that different from blast fishing?! Stop it!!!

Your choice

Well... let's blast fish... After all, this is Elias.

You

Hmm, so I just need to ignite this and throw it in, right?

Beni

Yes! Throw it as far as you can! It hurts if it blows up close to you.

You

Calling it "hurt" is probably an understatement...

Why don't you show me first? I'm a beginner, so I'll watch and learn.

Beni

Okay! Alright, here it goes!

Beni ignites the dynamite... and powerfully chucks it really far.

Just as the dynamite falls from the sky and comes into contact with the surface of the lake...

Beni

BOOM!!! Ehehe!!

You

Boom? I didn't hear anything.

Beni

Huh? Why didn't it explode? That's strange. This was the first time this happened!

Feeling that something is off, I check the box where the dynamite is stored and find that the bottom is all wet.

You

Ah... water must have gotten into the box because it was buried next to the lake. The dynamite has become useless.

Beni

Ah, no way...

You

It was dangerous anyway... This might be for the better.

Now that it's come to this, why don't we just use a fishing rod?

Beni

I'm not the type of werebeast idling away time!

You

Aren't you fishing because you have free time...?

Beni

Huh? Ah... Is that what I said? Hmm... I suppose that's fine then.

You

...Okay, Beni. I'll quickly make some fishing rods, so let's enjoy some normal fishing.

A few moments later, I finish crafting two fishing rods and give one to Beni.

Beni and I choose a suitable spot, sit down next to each other, and start some "normal" fishing.

You

What do you think, Beni? This isn't so bad, right?

Beni

Hmm...

Yeah! This doesn't seem so bad, I think!

It would be better if we could catch more fish, though...

You

Beni, there's plenty to eat besides fish.

Imagine this as a break from your hectic schedule. A chance to relax and recharge.

Beni

Oh... I'm learning a lot from you today, Master...!

I think you're really smart, Master!

You

Oh, this is nothing...

Despite some chaos, Beni and I chat and fish until sunset.

Beni's a bit scatterbrained and always gets into trouble, but I really think she's a nice werebeast.

I should spend more time fishing with her whenever I have some free time...

2. Daily Life of Chow Rebels

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Daily Life of Chow Rebels

Werebeast Forest

Some corner of the warm, sunny Werebeast Forest.

As usual, the Chow Rebels are together, planning new schemes—I mean, playing.

Beni

Urgh... Training is boring... And it may not even succeed...

Captain is always beating on the scarecrow... and Rufo only plays board games...

What should I be doing?

Tig

Beni! What are you gonna achieve by zoning out like that all the time?!

Beni

Urgh... but Captain, there's nothing for me to do, really...

Tig

If you have nothing else to do, come stand next to me, and we can train together!

It's frustrating to just see you sluggishly swinging your axe all the time!

Beni

Captain! J-Just how sluggish do you think I am with my axe?!

Tig

Look carefully! Witness the mighty Tig's swordsmanship!

As soon as Tig swings her blade, the training scarecrow is cut in half in the blink of an eye.

Aside from her somewhat simple-mindedness, Tig once again proves how masterful she is with her sword.

Tig

Whew. Did you see that?

Rufo

You really are amazing, Captain! You truly are the most capable one to lead Werebeast Village in the future!

Beni

Tch... Even I could do that!

Rufo

You can do that, too, Beni?

Beni

Yeah! Look!

Beni swings her axe and the training scarecrow is obliterated into dust.

Tig

Nah! Using brute strength without any techniques doesn't count!

Beni

It shouldn't matter as long as the outcome is the same, right?

Tig

Beni, it's the process that matters, okay?!

Just like how there has to be a proper regime change in order to become the rightful leader of the werebeasts...

It's the same when swinging weapons. The process has to be immaculate!

Beni

Urgh... so many hard words... my head is spinning!

Rufo

Demolishing the scarecrow so messily with your sluggish axe swing goes against what the Chow Rebels stand for!

Beni

Um... are there any connections between these two things? Urgh... I'm not sure, Captain...

Tig

Hehehe. That's why you can't be captain.

Therefore, Beni, you don't need to listen to anyone else. Just follow what I say!

Beni

But Chief Diana and the Master also said a lot of helpful things.

Tig

You can't compare the words of a has-been chief or the hooman with mine. We're on different levels.

Beni

Isn't it "human" and not "hooman"?

Rufo

Beni! How dare you keep talking back to the Captain?! You're the youngest of us Chow Rebels! You should mind your place!

Beni

Hmm... Really?

Beni merely scratches her head in confusion.

Beni

Anyway, when are we going to eat? Aren't you in charge of preparing the food today, Captain? I'm hungry.

Tig

Beni, did you join the Chow Rebels just to eat?!

Beni

That's one of the two reasons, I guess? Playing is fun, too... but we gotta eat.

Tig

Hmm... well, I can't argue with that since you're being honest!

Alright! Time to eat!

Beni

Yay! It's time to eat! What's on the menu today, Captain?

Tig

It's a nutritious specialty... seasoned ginsengfolk leaf and chow!

Beni

Blech! You want me to eat chow mixed with leaves?! Can't I just eat the chow?

Tig

Just eating the chow won't help you maintain a healthy balance.

If you eat this, you can become smart and strong like me, Beni!

Beni

Ugh... Urgh... O-Okay, fine, I'll eat it. *Munch, munch*

Tig

.........

Rufo

.........

Beni

Why aren't you guys eating? Why are you all just staring at me?

Tig

Seems safe to eat. Let's dig in, Rufo.

Beni

You made it and didn't even taste-test it?!

Rufo

Hey, hey... We were merely being respectful by having you take the first taste!

Beni

Hmm... I-I see...

Tig and Rufo start stuffing the food down their throats.

Tig

Beni...

Beni

Huh?

Tig

Why don't you just take care of food preparations permanently from now on?

Beni

Me? Why all of a sudden?

Rufo

It's because you always prepare the best food, Beni...!

That is Captain's only flaw! When it comes to meals, Beni, you're the captain!

Tig

Grrrr... You got me there...!

Beni

M-Me? A captain, too?

Rufo

That's right! You're Meal Captain Beni!

Beni

Ehehe. Yay!

Tig

Sooooo, Beni... Go on... make us some food right away!

Beni

Huh? What about the food you made, Captain?

Tig

U-Uh... Umm... Rufo, you tell her!

Rufo

A-A new Meal Captain means a new dish for a celebratory dinner!

Beni

Ah, of course! A celebratory dinner! Why didn't I think of that?

I'll whip something up real quick! Give me a few moments!

Rufo

S-Something with meat...?

Beni

Obviously! It wouldn't be a meal without it, Rufo!

Tig

Umm... say, Beni...? Can you also do something like the braised honey salmon that you did last time?

Beni

Of course I can, Captain! There's a beehive nearby, so all we need to do is get some honey from it!

Rufo

That steak we had before was also delicious!

Beni

Okay, okay! I'll cook some of that too!

Rufo

*Sniff* You're the best, Beni. We just have to say what we want, and you make it for us!

Tig

Yeah...! You truly are, Beni! Nobody comes close when it comes to food...!

Beni

Just give me a moment and I'll make you guys whatever you want! Hehe!

3. Sleeping Beasts

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Sleeping Beasts

Werebeast Village

Beni

Koooommy! Hey, Kooommy!

Kommy

.........

Beni

Why is it so quiet?

Is my voice too low?

Banging on the door usually does the trick, then!

*Bang! Bang, bang, bang! BANG! BANG!*

Roused by Beni's thunderous knocking, Kommy opens the door, half-asleep.

Kommy

Urgh... Kommy doesn't like being bothered during nap time!

Beni

Kommy! Today's 'Slumberfest'! We've been preparing for this! How could you be sleeping?

Kommy

Errrm... It's already Slumberfest?

*Creeeak, THUD!*

Kommy

Ugh... Kommy's door is completely broken!

What are you going to do about this?

Beni

The door was too fragile! It's not my fault!

Kommy

Urgh... Beni. Has your level of common decency diminished from hanging out with Tig and Rufo?

Beni

D-Don't change the topic while using difficult words!

Kommy

Urgh... One day, Kommy should properly "educate" Beni.

Anyway, let's fix the door later. Come in for now. We should start Slumberfest.

Kommy's Room

Kommy

Oh, so it's only you again?

Beni

Yup, I tried my best to explain, but nobody else understood what "hibernation" was.

Kommy

That's so... strange.

Beni

Yeah, it is. It's strange.

According to the book that you found by chance...

It's written that animals are supposed to sleep for a long time once a year.

Since we're werebeasts... we should be living a lifestyle that is similar to that of animals...

Why isn't anybody living like that?

Kommy

Siiigh... Kommy felt unspeakably betrayed when Kommy learned that her "perpetual sleepiness" was actually natural...!

Beni

Mhmm, mhmm! I get it too, Kommy!

I, too, sleep a loooot whenever I sleep! Just like you!

Kommy

That's right, Beni and Kommy are actually the normal ones. Everybody else is abnormal!

Beni

That's right! All of them used to tease us that we were sleepyheads who only slept all day!

Kommy

Hmm... So, you've prepared thoroughly for today, right, Beni?

Beni

Of course! Just like the book says, I prepared a week's worth of food to eat before we sleep to keep us from going hungry!

When Beni drops down the huge sack that she has been carrying on her back, the ground shakes slightly from the impact.

Kommy

...Kommy is not sure if she can eat all of that, but she will try her best in order to become a "normal werebeast."

Beni

No worries, Kommy! If I eat all of the food that you can't finish, we'll both be full!

Kommy

There's no doubt about it. You're my chosen sleep warrior, Beni.

Beni

Of course! I worked so hard so that I could do Slumberfest with you!

What did you prepare, Kommy?

Kommy

Umm... In order to sleep without interruption for a week...

Kommy bought an ergonomically designed pillow made from new materials.

Beni

Oh? Have you tried it out?

Kommy

Mhmm... It's really nice.

The moment your head touches it, you can't tell day from night!

Beni

It's THAT effective?

Kommy

Kommy may not look it, but Kommy knows her stuff when it comes to things like this.

Beni

Okay. Shall we begin then?

How about we kick things off by filling our tummies?!

Kommy

Kommy will also pitch in the chow that she got from Monatium Factory!

Beni

The elves just gave you the chow?

Kommy

Nobody seems to say anything if you take some while no one's looking.

Beni

Oh, then, the elves are actually quite friendly.

Kommy

That's what Kommy thinks too! But if you take them while they're looking, they grumble a lot. They seem to have weird customs.

Beni and Kommy chat while munching on chow and snacks...

Kommy's floor is soon covered in empty chow cans, food wrappers, and plates.

Beni

Ugh... I'm so drowsy... I think that I'm well-prepared for sleep.

Kommy

Kommy is gonna read a bit and sleep on the sofa, so you take the bed, Beni.

Beni

Wow?! Really? Then can I also try that new pillow?

Kommy

That's for Kommy, Beni. She went through a lot to get that pillow!

You should have brought your own pillow!

Beni

Urgh... Okay. Let's just go to sleep then.

Kommy

Beni, you completely cleared your schedule before you came, right?

Beni

I mean, I'll be hiding while I'm sleeping, so I won't get into trouble anyway. Why would I need to clear my schedule?

Kommy

Oh, Beni... You've got a smart streak in you. That was a very wise move.

Beni

Hehe, I can be smart when I need to! Then, see you in a week, Kommy!

Kommy

Okie! Yay, sleep!

Beni and Kommy sleep... not for a week, but for over a month.

Kommy and Beni's disappearance throws both Werebeast Village and the Order into a panic.

Inner Sanctum of the Yggdrasil Order

Erpin

Hey, Master! You still haven't found Beni or Kommy?

You

Yeah, I have no idea where these guys could have gone.

They didn't show up for work, they didn't drop by the banquet hall... They didn't even show up for adventures!

Erpin

My, my... these werebeasts just do whatever they want. I knew this would happen!

You

Is there anything that you can think of, Erpin?

Erpin

Me? Let's see...

Well, you know, about a month ago, I did get a visit from that Beni kid...

She rambled about some sleep fest... something about eating and sleeping a lot to stay healthy... weird stuff like that.

When I showed interest and asked for more info...

She just ran off after saying that I couldn't do it because I wasn't a werebeast... Hmph!

You

Eating... and sleeping a lot? Sleep fest...? I have no idea what that means. Erpin's probably making stuff up after half-listening again...

Although Erpin holds important clues about Beni and Kommy's disappearance, they don't seem to be very useful.

To this day, the Master has been putting up missing person posters all over Elias, praying for Beni and Kommy's safe return.

[MISSING] Kommy: Comes off as silly, but is actually quite smart. Beni: Comes off as silly and is really silly.

4. Born to Eat 1

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Born to Eat 1

Monatium

There has been strange news from Monatium recently.

News of a mysterious being seen roaming the shadowy streets after nightfall...

The Master decides to investigate this matter for the peace of Elias.

You

Well... also because it's obvious who's behind it...

But Mayor Elena has been bugging me about it, so I guess I should deal with it.

Crash, clang, clatter!

There is a loud racket coming from a narrow, dark alley.

You

Oh! I wonder if that's them...!

Hey, you! Come out now!

Beni

Huh? Master?

You

Yes, I knew it would be you, Beni.

Beni

How did you know I was here?

You

Well... to be more exact, I thought it was either you, Tig, or Rufo...

I mean, it's pretty obvious who'd be wreaking havoc on the streets of Monatium.

Beni

R-Really...?

You

Anyway, what in the world are you doing here night after night?

And, by the looks of it, all by yourself? It's usually all three of you running around causing trouble, isn't it?

Beni

Uh... well...

We all need time to ourselves sometimes...

You

So what were you up to?

Beni

I go on my own 'Food Tour'!

You

A Food Tour...? Are you Anthony Benidain or something?

Beni

I've discovered my own plundering route that I'm keeping to myself.

There are certain times when you can find food that you can't normally get, you know...?

It feels like it's kind of a shame to share... not that there is enough to share in the first place...

You

You're going through trash! It's unhygienic and makes you look bad, so cut it out, Beni!

Beni

B-But the elves are throwing away perfectly good food without even touching it!

Look! Unopened packages!

You

Uh, I don't want to see trash—huh?

Beni opens up the trash bag for me, and sure enough, it's filled with food products that are practically brand new.

I work up the nerve to rummage around a bit but don't find anything that could truly be considered trash.

You

Wait... Is this really a trash bag?

Beni

See? What did I say?! I know how to tell what's clean and what's dirty too!

You

Stuff like this is only around at this time of night?

Beni

Yeah! When the streetlights come on after the sun goes down! Always!

Would you like to try some too, Master? It tastes surprisingly good!

You

Hmm... it might be new... but I'm not fond of putting stuff from a trash bag into my mouth...

Maybe I'll just bite the bullet and have some?

You

So... I just tear it open and have some?

Beni

Yeah! It's perfectly fine inside!

I can't believe they'd throw all this away... Elves are so wasteful.

Beni hands me some food, which I open and have a taste—it tastes okay.

You

Even though they're still just blocks...

My pride won't let me. Nope.

You

No, I'm good, Beni. Knock yourself out.

Beni

It's your loss. It's easy if you just don't think about where they came from.

You

Er, I mean, but still...

Beni

It's just your biased views. If the food's good, who cares what it came in?

You

Well, yeah... you aren't wrong, but it just freaks me out and I can't help it.

Beni

Mmm... gulp, gulp... Hmmf? Wha'd you shay? Munch, munch...

In no time, Beni grabs fistfuls of food and greedily shoves it down her throat.

You

I can't get in a word edgewise. She seriously has one of the most voracious appetites in all of Elias...

By the way... why are you sneaking around about this?

Wouldn't it be better to just ask if they could hold onto the food for you rather than throw it away?

Beni

Sigh... don't even get me started. Elves are so picky and stubborn with their customs that they get angry if you ask them upfront.

You

Yeah... well, considering that they're always scheming and backstabbing... It must affect their way of life too?

Beni

I see you're aware of that too, Master. They're all very maddening.

You

But since this is an elven city, you have to follow their rules, Beni.

There's plenty of food in Werebeast Village too. Do you really need to go through the trash bags here?

Beni

You're another frustrating one! There's something about secretly eating stolen food that makes it taste better than usual!

You

Beni! That's just outrageous! Stop doing things like this from now on!

Beni

Tch... it was such a sweet deal... I'm the only one you're always telling not to do this or that, Master!

You

Truth is, I ask pretty much everyone to stop doing things, so don't take it personally...

If you want something to eat, come to the Banquet Hall at the Order instead!

It's not like I've ever let you down there, have I?

Beni

Umm... well, you're right about that.

You always do take good care of me... Fine. I'll stop doing things like this from now on.

You

Good, Beni. Good girl.

Beni

Okay then, I'll go home now! See you later, Master! Hehe.

You

Yeah, see you la—huh?

As Beni walks away, I turn around and the trash bag comes into full view.

On one side of the trash bag... there is a sticker that reads 'Inventory Delivery.'

You

I get a bad feeling... I look up and see the glowing neon sign of a convenience store.

Uh... oh...

Beni

Yeah! When the streetlights come on after the sun goes down! Always!

You

That little Beni... she's actually pretty smart, isn't she...?

Elf

Er...

You

Yes?

Elf

I work at the convenience store here... You'll be paying for everything that werebeast ate of our delivery, right, Master?

You

Uh...

I won't forget this, Beni...

5. Born to Eat 2

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Born to Eat 2

Inner Sanctum of the Yggdrasil Order

Beni

Master! Master!

You

Yes?

Beni

When are you done with work today?

You

I actually think I'll get off a little early... why, though?

Beni

Er... then do you want to get something to eat together once you're done?

You

Something to eat? With me?

Beni

Yeah! I'll treat!

You

You want to treat me to lunch?

Beni

You've done so much for me... and you're like a teacher I'm forever thankful for, Master!

You

Aw, Beni... how touching...

Okay, sure! Let's grab lunch! Where are we going?

Beni

There's this nice place in Sprite Kingdom I found recently!

I'd feel awkward dining there alone... so I'd like to go there with you!

You

Got it. I'll finish up quickly, so wait just a bit.

Beni

Okay! I'll tell you where it is, so I'll see you there!

Sprite Village

You

Beni's buying lunch...? I'm somewhat excited!

Beni knows her food, so it must be something very delicious...

Beni

Master! Master! Over here!

You

Oh, hey! This is the place?

Beni

Yeah! The food here is very good!

You

All right, let's go in—er...

Not sensing anyone behind me, I look back and spot Beni looking unwilling to enter.

You

What're you doing? Are we not going in?

Beni

No, we're not.

You

Huh? Oh... do they have outdoor dining or something? I don't see any tables out here, though...

Beni looks really cute as she stares at the bakery door, eyes sparkling... However, I can also sense that something is wrong.

Beni

3... 2... 1... oh, it's coming! It's coming!

You

Er... what?

The owner of the bakery steps out with some food... and places them on the front stand one by one.

You

What? Does this bakery always do that? How stra—

Only then do I notice the sign on the stand.

Grand Opening - Samples

Every time the bakery owner sets out samples, Beni grabs one and quickly shoves it into her mouth.

You

Uh... Beni... stop... Ughhh...

Beni

Wow, it's so good! Nom, nom... You're not having any, Master? I'm telling you, they taste amazing!

Bakery Owner

Urgh... You again, bear werebeast?! What the heck?!

Don't you have anything better to do? How do you expect me to do business if you keep coming here and eating up all my samples?!

Beni

Look here! As the bakery owner, you should make sure the food doesn't run out!

And why is there only one thing you're offering?! Bring me variety! Nom, nom!

Bakery Owner

Master? Don't just stand there! Please stop this little rascal!

You

Huh? Uhh...

Snap out of it and stop Beni!

You

Beni! Stop being so shameful!

Beni

Nom, nom... How am I being shameful?

You

You're only supposed to taste these. If you want more, you should go inside the bakery and buy some!

Beni

There's no such thing! Nom, nom...

The owner told me to have as much as I'd like... so I am!

You

That's what she may have said... but there's common decency!

Beni

She should have said to just have a little then! Sprites have a weird way of doing things!

Bakery Owner

Stop eating everything! Leave some for other customers!

There's nothing wrong with having some samples. I'll have some, too.

You

I-I'll have one too...

Bakery Owner

M-Master?

The bakery owner shoots me an icy glare, but that's not what's important right now.

Honestly... it does look delicious.

You

Oh? Not bad! This is delicious! It can totally compete with Ashur's bakery!

Bakery Owner

P-Please come inside and buy—

Beni

Who'd be stupid enough to pay for anything with all these freebies here?! Hahaha!

You

Nom, nom... True dat.

Bakery Owner

Gaargh! I'll report this to the Order!

I'll bill you for everything you ate!

Ner's face flashes through my head, a thick vein bulging on her forehead... A shiver runs down my spine.

You

B-Beni!!! No more!

Beni

Once I pop, I can't make myself stop! Nom, nom...

I'm a werebeast, it's in my nature. Deal with it!

Inner Sanctum of the Yggdrasil Order

That evening...

An incredibly tense air hangs over the Order.

Ner

Oh, MASTER!!!!!

What in the world have you done? You are supposed to guide the Apostles on the path of righteousness, not sabotage a bakery!

You

I-I'm s-sorry—No, I, um... I didn't know things would turn out like this...

Ner

You should have put a stop to it before it reached this point! Do you have any idea how much we had to pay in compensation?

Beni

Ooo! I can answer that! It was free food, so zero!

Ner

Please keep quiet, Beni! And remember, you are in a time-out!

Beni

Aw... but I'm good at math...

You

There is no talking in a time-out... Do not test Ner...

Ner

And no more pocket money for you, Master! The compensation will be deducted from your salary, too!

You will not be getting a food stipend either, so either beg Ashur for something or eat some Bean Logs!

You

Urgh...

Beni

It's okay, Master! We can go to that bakery again and have more freebies!

You

Beni... please... be quiet... Urgh...

6. Born to Eat 3

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Born to Eat 3

Inner Sanctum of the Yggdrasil Order

You

Urgh... Ugh... I can't have any more of this... I'm so sick of it...!

In agony, the Master hurls the Bean Log away.

Over the past few days, a series of events involving Beni has caused the Master to spend a fortune on compensation...

At the moment, they're surviving on only Bean Logs, stacked as surplus in Sprite Palace.

You

Ugh... I can finally understand why the sprites are so sick of Bean Logs...

If Beni causes any more trouble, I'll have to give her a real talking to!

I won't put up with a third time...!

...Wait, or should I snap after the third? Ugh, whatever!

Knock, knock. Creeeeak...

The door opens and Beni looks in timidly.

Beni

Master...? How are you these days...?

You

What is it now, Beni?! What mischief are you up to this time?!

Beni

I... was just worried and wanted to check up on you... um... I guess you're pretty angry...

I know you've been having a hard time because of me... That's why I'm here... I wanted to do something to help!

You

Help? What help?

Beni

You're broke now, aren't you? I learned of a way to make money!

You

Well, no matter how broke I am, I don't intend to turn to you for any.

Beni

Please don't just say no! I've just been feeling so sorry...

Here, check out this poster! I can make a ton of money from this!

[Sprite Kingdom Eating Contest] - Join the ultimate festival and claim a prize worth half the kingdom! Take on the challenge now! -

You

Oh, hmm... I didn't realize there were contests like this...

Beni

Right? This is perfect, right? I can totally win! I eat the most out of all of my friends!

You

Um... no, you don't have a chance.

Beni

Sorry, what?

You

I have a good idea about who will win...

Beni

How?

You

I mean, it's obvious, isn't it? This competition is rigged for that little rascal to win...

Beni

You mean the Sprite Queen? If that's the case, don't worry! If you read the bottom of the poster...

Judge: Erpin. ※ Judges will not participate, so don't worry! Join now!

You

Oh! I-If... that's the case...!

With the contest being held in Sprite Kingdom... the chances of participation from other races will be low... and on top of that, Erpin's out...?!

Yes, with these conditions, you have a chance to win this, Beni!

Beni

See? I use my brain sometimes, too! Let's go and win that prize this instant!

You

O-Okay...

Sprite Village

Ner

Now then, we shall start the contest! Contestants, kindly get ready...

Erpin

The rules are simple! Eat the most of 200 loaves of bread the fastest and you win!

Ner

These loaves of bread were delivered due to a mistake made by Her Majesty in the order, so please rest assured and enjoy.

Erpin

Ner! That was an unnecessary detail!

You

Beni, I'm counting on you!

Beni

Eating is my specialty! Trust me!

The contest has drawn in the sprites of Sprite Kingdom who are even slightly confident in their bread-consuming abilities...

But the bear werebeast, Beni, steals the show with her incredible stomach and gobbles down bread like there's no tomorrow.

However, as the contest nears its end, Beni faces a crisis.

Beni

Uh... could I have something to drink... Water? Milk...?

Ner

We do not have anything to drink. It all costs money, you know?

You will be disqualified as soon as you consume anything other than bread.

You

H-How savage!

Beni looks like she's struggling...

Your choice

Let's throw in the towel. Beni's really struggling...

You

I think about it for a moment... but there's no need for her to suffer like that for me.

Beni! That's enough! We can throw in the towel now!

Beni

B-But... Master...

You

I just need to make it until next month's payday... so don't push yourself any further and stop now!

Beni

Urgh... okay! I give up!

Ner

Beni of Werebeast Village has declared that she is giving up!

You

Here's some water! Drink up!

Beni guzzles down the glass of water I hand her.

Beni

Ahhh... I needed that. Thank you, Master!

Are you sure you're okay with me giving up?

You

Aw, it's fine! I'm sure the prize is nothing special despite all the hype. It's Sprite Kingdom, after all.

Beni

R-Really?

You

I mean, I am curious as to what the prize is though...

Your choice

I think she'll win if she just keeps it up a bit longer... let's encourage her on!

You

Just a bit more, Beni...! Just have a bit more! You're in first place!

Beni

Urgh... okay! I'll keep... going!

She continues eating the loaves of bread without giving up, even as her pace slows dramatically.

When the last loaf of bread disappears, the judging begins.

Ner

Ashur... In last place with 30 loaves!

Ashur

Urgh... Her Majesty eats them like it's no big deal... How does she eat so many?

Ner

Mayo, got rid of 60 loaves... into her magic pouch. You are disqualified for cheating!

Mayo

My bag "ate" them. That's not cheating!

Ner

Beni, 110 loaves! You are our clear winner!

Beni

Hehe... heh... I won... hehe...

Ugh, I feel heavy... I did well... right...? Master...?

You

Yeah! Very well, Beni! I knew you could do it!

Beni

Urgh... hehe... heh...

Ner

Now, for the prize ceremony for our winner.

Erpin

The prize is a voucher for a lifetime supply of Bean Logs. Congratulations!

You

.........

I should have known.

Ner

This contest was organized to clear out our stock of Bean Logs and make space in our warehouse. Thank you all for participating.

We look forward to your continued support in the future!

Beni

Master... I did well, right? R-Right?

Beni must have seen my stunned reaction to the prize and appears anxious.

You

Oh, Beni... you did great! I wasn't grimacing at you, so don't worry.

I'm just touched that you'd enter a contest like this for my sake.

Beni

It's the... thought that counts?

You

Of course! I think you have the warmest heart out of everyone I know.

Beni

The warmest... heart... hehe...!

Thank you, Master!

You

As Beni smiles at me so sweetly, everything she's put me through seems to wash clean away.

Beni

Yawn... I'm sleepy, Master.

You

Beni? Are you okay?

Beni

I must have eaten too much. I'm just going to... have a nap... Zzz...

You

Oh, Beni... That must've been a lot for her... I feel bad now... I should probably take her home.

Carrying Beni back to Werebeast Village, the Master's mind is overwhelmed with many thoughts.

You

It's not like Beni meant any harm with all the trouble she's put me through. I mean, at the end of the day, she was trying to look out for me...

And after she eventually realized her mistakes, she was apologetic and tried to make up for them.

Yeah, Beni is definitely a good kid.

Beni

Mmm... hehe... you're so warm, Master... Mmm...