Velvet's Intimacy story

Ugh... To see all these small fry gathered and flapping their gobs away in this dump...

What?! Am I a small fry to you?!

What is this? An ethics class? I'm free to say whatever I want!

Huh. I-I didn't realize you had such an insidious plan...! I've changed my mind about you!

I heard that if you join the Order, you get to be some big shot. What's in it for me?

Dang it! Then nothing's changed! Isn't there a shortcut or something?

I mean, it's not bad, but... I wanna feel superior to others.

Huh? Really? I hide in the shadows and beat up punks who don't listen? Not bad.

Hey, I'm bored. How about arm wrestling me?

You scared? Coward. Hehe. You lost the moment you refused.

I don't like free wins!

What...? So that's how you wanna play this? Well, fine. That means I can do the same when I take your place.

Is there anything fun about being in power? I don't know because I've never been in such a position.

Oh! I can totally get with that! So they all live and wield power like that? I knew my fantasies were attainable!

Hmm... That makes it a bit iffy. I hate having so many things to worry about...

You? What did you do? I don't know what that means!

As of today, I am the Banquet Hall Monarch! Have one of each dish on the menu prepared and brought to me!

I'm the Monarch. I'll do as I please!

Urgh... a usurper as soon as I take the throne?! It's not easy to be Monarch, huh?

Huh? You... you want me to eat all of this? Urgh... my stomach... I don't wanna be Monarch anymore.

How about we switch places for just three days or so?

That's not what I mean! You're just changing the subject because it's unfavorable for you, right?!

What?! Th-That isn't what I wanted...! I don't want to get scolded by that sprite priestess!

Tch... you're right... C-Could you teach me then? I'll do my best to learn...

Tch... Why does no one understand my ambitions? What short-sighted losers!

W-Well... I'll think about that once I become one!

Ugh... That will take too long! I wanna get to the top spot in one go!

Yeah...! That's exactly why I'm talking to you! You're also a nepo baby of sorts, right?!

If I can't take someone else's crown... why don't I create my own kingdom?

Are you saying that I'll be the only denizen of my own kingdom? That no one will gather under me?!

Why am I required to pay tax to you for creating my own kingdom? What kind of law is that?!

Hmm... practice... would that really be necessary? It seems like a detour...

Arm wrestle me! The loser will be the winner's minion!

Unacceptable! How gutless! Fight me fair and square and use your strength!

That's how I can win! Why? Are you scared? Chicken?

I haven't thought about that... Do minions usually get paid?!

I've made up my mind! Join me in conquering Witch Kingdom!

Urgh, I've taught you too well...!

Half?! Who said that? I'll give you a tiny piece of it though... This banquet hall, maybe?

I'll ban magic for everyone except for me! Then I can be the strongest witch in the world! Hehehe!

Ugh... I'm bored. Isn't there something here I can crush?

It'll show everyone who visits the Banquet Hall how terrifyingly powerful I am! So smart of me!

You mean, crushing goes better on a full stomach? Alright, let's do it!

Tch! How boring. Then I'll just crush you instead! Come here!

How do I cast flashy magic like the others?

Training? Magic is something you're born with, you know? I don't need to do that stuff.

Of course being good at magic is better than being bad at it!

Hehe... You're speaking the truth for once, Master! That's right, no matter what anyone says, being strong is the best!

You know what this is? An axe that can chop through anything! Just picked it up yesterday!

Heh, what luck! A perfect chance to test my axe's power. Get that thing over here!

What?! Do I look like the kind of witch who'd get scammed out there?

Hah! So quick of you to recognize the power of my axe. Come on, say it again, "please put it away..."!

I just got into a big fight with some witches yesterday. Who do you think won?

Kahaha! So even you would think so? I really am pretty awesome!

That's a plausible answer, but wrong! Those two act all high and mighty, but they wouldn't even bother getting into a fight.

Hey!!! Some day I will get stronger too!! Don't underestimate me like that!

I don't know how sprites can eat sweet food every single day. Don't you agree?

What?! Food should be about health, not taste!

Hmph, I have nothing more to discuss with someone who has no taste!

So you agree we have to change what the sprites like by force, right? Let's start by overhauling the food menu here!

Who was the strongest being you've ever encountered in your life?

Huh...? Really? Are you serious? *sniff sniff* Even if you're just saying it, thanks.

What?! You can't be serious! Hurry up and tell me! I'm curious!

Ah! That's because you haven't had a proper match with me. Follow me to the rooftop!

Any customers giving you trouble here at the banquet hall? I'll take care of them!

Where? Is there anyone else besides me here?!

Hehe. I'll fight chaos with chaos, so just trust me! But I won't take responsibility if the banquet hall gets blown away!

Oh? I think I left the oven on at home. Master, I'm heading out now?!

I'm thinking of going to see a movie on my day off. Got any good recommendations?

A movie dripping with the sweat of the mighty... perfect! This weekend's movie is set!

Honestly, my abs get all sore from all the laughing when watching those! Anything different?

Are you kidding me? I'm not clueless—I know that much! You're really underestimating me!

I'm unusually tired today. What should I do to wake myself up?

I can't rest easy thinking about my competition!

It does pack a punch, right? I guess I have no choice but to rely on the power of her potions!

Ugh... Is physical activity really the most effective? Then let's fight, Master!

Why do none of the pens I buy work? They all break within a day!

What?! So you're saying I'M the problem? It's obviously this flimsy, poorly made pen that's the issue!

What, you can do even that? Hurry up and fix it!

Even if I bought the most expensive "Special Premium Luxury Limited Edition Smooth-Writing Pen," it'd be the same! I just wasted money for nothing!