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Taida's Intimacy story
20 scenes, 140 lines
1. Part 1
7 lines
Ah, there's nothing interesting on Elfnet today.
You're an Elfnet addict.
But all the interesting stuff is on Elfnet.
It's not fun since you look at it all day.
I haven't looked at it all day. I even took an hour off from Elfnet because of my work!
When you feel boring, reread the posts uploaded at midnight.
I didn't know there was such a good way! Master, you've surfed on Elfnet quite a lot, have you?
2. Part 2
7 linesHow can I bunk off well without being noticed?
If you work diligently, you won't be noticed.
Huh? Why should I work？What I want is to bunk off!
You shouldn't miss the timing to escape.
Right, doing a bunk is all about timing.
Calm your breath and blend yourself into the background.
That's deep and difficult... You really know well about bunking off, Master.
3. Part 3
7 linesA phone with a large-capacity battery is always the best! Do you know why?
Because it hurts more when you are hit with a bigger phone.
What's wrong with you? We shouldn't be hit, not even with a phone!
Because it's annoying to charge it several times.
That's right, if the playing flow is interrupted, we all run vapid.
Because you need to last until clock-out.
Hehehe, with a large-capacity battery, you can go on Elfnet for 100 hours!
4. Part 4
7 linesMy gun and equipment, I'll just leave them here for a moment.
No equipments are allowed in the Banquet Hall.
What? No way! Please let me leave them for a moment, they're so heavy.
Looks like the equipment rusted a bit.
Don't worry about it, I just carry it around anyway. I don't use it.
Take the equipment back you left last time.
It was here? Awesome, I found it! I almost had to write a letter of apology!
5. Part 5
7 linesI skipped work because Amelia went on a business trip, hehe!
She'll be here soon.
Oh, the business trip destination is here! I need to run... Eek, Amelia!
Enjoy your meal and have a safe journey home.
I'll leave after eating dessert leisurely!
A day with no superior is perfect for slacking off.
Hehe, legal slacking-off day is the best!
6. Part 6
7 linesAh-ah, I want to get off work, get off! Let me get off now!
I don't get why you're shouting for getting off here.
Don't be so cold, find a way to make it work for me.
I already clocked out, but only in my mind.
You can't get off work, Master! You have to work!
I'm in the mood! You can get off!
Yeah, I'm off work! You'll explain it to Amelia, won't you?
7. Part 7
7 lines*Yawn*... I'm just going to take a quick nap here before leaving.
Since I'm busy, help out with work.
How could you say something so harsh to an elf who came to rest!
I'll make coffee, so drink that and leave.
Okay, I'll take a nap just until the coffee's ready. Just until the water boils.
There's an empty spot in the corner of the warehouse.
Oh, this place... isn't that bad... It's pretty comfortable...
8. Part 8
7 linesI always feel easy when I go to a dark, secluded place. Do you know why?
Because you're the mold.
You didn't really think before you said that, did you?
It's natural to calm down in a quiet place.
Ah, then it's natural to be eager to slack off calmly!
That's the mindset of a true professional at slacking off.
It's only you, Master, who recognizes my skill at slacking off.
9. Part 9
7 linesToday's a holiday for City Hall! So I'm off too!
City Hall's holiday is tomorrow, not today.
What? Really?! Ah, I need to go to work!!
Even though it's a holiday, you're in your combat uniform.
It's because I slacked off too hard yesterday and kept working until now.
I hope the banquet hall has a holiday too.
Then I can't come whenever I want. I'll rest, you work, Master.
10. Part 10
7 linesI have no thoughts... because I have no thoughts.
You really seem to have no thoughts at all.
Argh, be quiet! I'm trying to concentrate!
Stop making strange sounds.
But time passes quickly only when I'm not thinking. I have... no thoughts....
I also have... no thoughts....
We have no thoughts... All we wish for... is to get off work....
11. Part 11
7 linesMy backpack actually has backup batteries and snacks in it.
I'm telling Amelia.
Eek, no! I'll give you snacks, please don't tell!
What if something happens because you took them?
Won't Chief Canna handle it somehow? Hey, I'm just a security guard.
Do you even have room for a lunch box?
Just give it to me for now. I think I can fit it... Oh, it fit!
12. Part 12
7 linesA citizen came right before closing time, so I locked up and ran!
Such a corrupt civil servant.
What?! Civil servants have to leave work, too.
It might have been urgent.
If it was that urgent, they should have come yesterday!
What if they file a complaint?
The complaint box is inside the office, so they can't file a complaint!
13. Part 13
7 linesAhem, citizen, I'm sorry but that's not under our jurisdiction.
What did I eat wrong or something?
I'm practicing the most important phrase for a civil servant! Don't interrupt me!
That sounds like something I've heard somewhere before...
PTSD isn't part of our department's jurisdiction. Please go to the appropriate department.
Such a heartless civil servant.
That's right, that is exactly what I am. Only quitting time can motivate me.
14. Part 14
7 linesIsn't there a good way to avoid work somehow?
Just sign that magical piece of paper called a resignation letter.
That would be fine... Wait! Then there'd be no work to avoid!
Why don't you start by not drawing attention to yourself.
Hmm... Maybe I should attend spy school.
You have to change how you think. Work is simply something you don't do.
A completely different way of thinking from ordinary people...! Amazing!
15. Part 15
7 linesIt would be great if we could just dump all the annoying work on MaestroMK2!
Is that any way to talk about your machine master?
When did machines become our masters?!
They already have their own work to do.
But if I add just a little more of my work on top of that, it wouldn't be that noticeable, would it?
Honestly, if you ask nicely, they might actually do it.
Right? They are a machine after all. I should ask next time!
16. Part 16
7 linesYes! A business trip! A business trip errand!
If you like running errands so much, do mine, too.
No way! I only like business trips, you know?
This is the first time I've seen someone like doing errands.
I decided to clock out right after the business trip! Clocking out early is the best!
You could slip away and no one would know.
Hehe, exactly! The best part is no one knows if you slack off!
17. Part 17
7 linesI'll just leave these gloves here for a bit. I'll come back for them later!
Just throw them in the trash then go.
No, I said I'll come back for them later! They're not trash!
If you're going to store your stuff here, you have to pay a storage fee.
Ugh, that's so unfair... The first 30 minutes are free, aren't they?
If you're coming back for them, why leave them?
That way I can pretend I forgot them and go back and forth to slack off!
18. Part 18
7 linesPlease give me the dishes that take the longest to make.
Just have some instant ramen then go.
Instant ramen can be finished in 5 minutes! No way, no way!
You can take your time at the buffet.
I'll eat at a leisurely pace, plate by plate.
I'm smoking some barbecue that needs to cook for 4 hours.
If it takes that long, there's nothing I can do. I'll have to go back 4 hours late... Hehe...
19. Part 19
7 linesWhen you're holed up in some corner, you end up seeing some unexpected things.
Like bugs?
Don't even bring up Mr. Roach!
Like the urban legends of Monatium?
That's a popular topic on Elfnet. Don't you know anything about them?
Like an unexpected side of someone?
Recently, Miss Amelia... Oh, pretend you didn't hear that. It's a secret.
20. Part 20
7 linesIsn't there anything fun to post on Elfnet?
Put Mintos in cola.
Master, you can't just live in the real world, you have to check out Elfnet sometimes, too.
There's no point in forcing something that doesn't work.
If we try to manipulate it and get called out, it'll backfire... That's a sharp observation.
Slapstick comedy where people trip and fall is always popular.
That sounds great! Speaking of which, Master, would you mind taking a tumble over there?