Rufo's Intimacy story

Prayers to the Master who gives us our daily food...

Isn't this what you wanted? Strange.

Don't get cocky just because I played along! Becoming a worshipper is just the first step in conquering Elias!

Hehe! I read it in a thick book I picked up at the waste disposal facility! How was it? Not bad, huh?

What is the essence of an adventurer in your opinion, Master?

You can go on adventures alone. Companions are just an added bonus!

Capital?! I'm not talking about adventures in investing!

It's the desire to loot! Willingness to casually break into homes and loot treasure! That's the essence of an adventurer!

I found this amazing dice at the elven waste disposal facility! It has a magnet in it, so you can roll any number you want by pressing a button!

With this, I can be No. 1 on the Chow Rebels' in-house game rankings! Hahaha!

They may be a crafty, two-faced lot, but they surely know how to make fun stuff!

Cheating is a strategy too! You run a kingdom, yet you don't know how to cheat?!

Heroes arise in times of trouble. I resent these peaceful days!

Let's be honest, you're regarded this highly only because you came here in times of trouble!

Hmm! If I can't be a hero, being a villain is another option! I don't care as long as I become famous!

True, but... can't you see how frustrating it is that I can't unleash this fiery spirit within me?!

Sometimes I don't know what to do when I get tired of playing.

I'm the smartest of the werebeasts, so I don't need to study!

Work? Why bother? There's plenty of food and shelter in the forest!

Hmm... that's not a bad idea, actually. It's like traveling through time and arriving at the next day by closing my eyes!

Ay, this world is too small for me. Everything is in the palm of my hand!

Hehe, this big brain of mine is full of limitless potential. I just don't think about it, that's all!

But you can draw the entire world on a single piece of paper! What's so big about that?!

Huh? Why aren't you answering? Don't ignore me when I'm right in front of you! Urgh... *Sob...* I just wanted to play with you...

I had something called a job interview and got the job in one go! The world is so easy!

Who are you calling silly?! Just accept how awesome I am!

To be the playtime captain of the Chow Rebels! ...Huh? What's with that look of disdain?

Ugh... that... weirds me out...! You're not really congratulating me, are you?!

The toys I used to play with when I was little... it'd be nice to give them away to little ones, right?

Okay, one for my inner child... and one for the childish human in front of me...

They weren't bought. They are wooden dolls that the village chief made for me. I had so much fun throwing them around!

Hey! What do you take me for?! I'm half serious, okay?!

Master, let the games begin!

Hmph, you just don't wanna play with me, do you?! You liar!

I added some custom rules to a game I learned a while ago. It should be fun!

It's a game where I win if I win, and I win if you win! Sounds fun, right?

Look, Master! I've finally mastered the legendary 17-piece dissection technique!

Huh? I just tried it a few times and it worked! It goes "swoosh"!

I saw it in a book! I think the title was... "The Yard of Sinners"?

What an ignorant thing to say. You must learn some techniques, because you never know when you might need them!

Ahem. Don't bring me something cold! Bring me something pipin'!

Foxes aren't dogs! I'm a fox! Of course I like hot food too!

That's right. You know what's up. I prefer things pipin' rather than just hot.

Kyak! Really cold stuff makes my head hurt. Make it pipin', quick!

I heard that in your homeland, magical foxes have orbs!

Ehehe! If I play marbles with the captain today and win an orb, I'll become a magical fox!

Hmph, you're lying! I saw it all in a book. Tell me the truth!

...Huh? Nine... tails? Does that even make sense?!

The atmosphere is gloomy! With me here, isn't it too shabby!

I saw you frowning because the menu was hard to read. Stop talking nonsense and turn on the lights.

Ahem. Bring me a magnificent, splendid, and enormous candle befitting my greatness.

Argh, why won't you listen to me? I can't see the menu properly!

I've developed a new game with innovative rules!

Sigh... This is why people who don't know games... They don't understand the joy of board games and have lived their lives in vain.

Rufo guarantees the fun. Even the captain said it was fun!

Excellent attitude! Close the Banquet Hall immediately and clear the tables!

The end times, the end times...!

Heh. That's why Rufo has appeared!

The chief was so angry... Oh, no, I'm not a werebeast snitch!

I sound like the chief...? Hiyaaak! I can feel the chief's aura!!

Ugh... The captain's sword is too heavy.

The captain forced me to listen to it for training.

Right? Right?! Make sure to tell the captain that!

Ab-absolutely not! I definitely didn't check the second-hand price!

Master! There's something dirty in the food! Please replace it!

Your hygiene awareness is lacking! I'm filing a complaint with the Order about this!

What, what, what?! What do you take me for?! I may plunder, but I don't act like a jerk!

While we're at it, you should give me something from the new menu. Two items would be even better.

It's been tough sneaking into the elven city lately. Don't you have any clever ideas?

It's not honest, so I have to sneak in!

Wouldn't that be a disgrace to the Chow Rebels' name! I need to raid chow regularly.

Really? For real? ...Ahem. You look like you think my tail just wagged, but that's a misunderstanding.

Huff... huff. Master! Hide me, hide me! The captain is chasing me!

Kyak! Betrayal! This is betrayal. Master, just you wait!

Ugh... You have to hide me well. I'm counting on you, Master.

Phew... That was close. I only ate a little bit of the captain's snacks!

Beni has a stomachache. I told her not to eat random things off the ground!

Digestive medicine, digestive medicine... That's also something to eat, so Beni would like it, right?

That's right! Beni should eat in moderation!

Me? When? I never did that. I don't overeat stupidly like that.