Tig's Intimacy story

A restaurant in a place like this? Did you pay the street tax?

Why are you paying them? You should be paying me!

I was just asking! What are you talking about? Are you paranoid?!

Mmm...! Well, it's better than eating grass. Same time tomorrow?

What's your weakness? I need to beat you, so answer!

For a fair match, you have to reveal your weaknesses too!

Urgh—so annoying! Pulling such a dirty move...!

Hehe, is that because you're a noob after all? From now on, bow when you greet me.

Don't make Beni and Rufo work! They're my Chow Rebel underlings who only listen to me!

Of course! I take care of my underlings when I need to, just like you!

What?! I'll have to deal with Rufo later! So, how much did it cost? I'm owed at least a transfer fee, I'm telling you!

How cheap, targeting the one with the weakest will first! You're wicked!

Hmm... You didn't put anything in this food, did you?

Wha... what?! You put in medicine that makes you stronger? Take it all out right now! Everyone else will get stronger too!

Hiyaaah! I've been had!! I knew this would happen! I won't forget this!

Oh, countering suspicion with suspicion... Then I suppose you're not lying.

The Chief said there's a lot to learn from you... What exactly is that?

I-I'm sane too, you know?! Max level sanity!

Cooking? I can just leave that to Beni... Why would I need to learn that?

Urgh... What are you hiding? Well, I guess that's how you rose to your position as Master...?

Your weapon. Let's trade. Ranged weapons are for cowards.

Ugh... You're pretty tough, just as I thought. I need to work on my negotiation skills.

I'm an expert too! You just point it here and there and go bang, bang!

You can just buy it with money? Time to raid the pawnshop!!

*Sob* I hate it! I hate my power so much! This terrifying power!

Phew... I'm barely keeping myself in check. So don't piss me off, alright?

Wha- What?! Where is there anyone stronger than me?!

I just need to eat it, right?! I'll enjoy every bite!

From today, you're the honorary captain of the Chow Rebels. I'm doing you a big favor, so be grateful!

Urgh?! How did you know?! I was trying to pin the blame for my mess on you...!

You're HONORARY captain! I'm still THE captain, okay? Give your orders to Rufo or Beni!

You're rejecting my offer...! Ah! Is that just a formality thing? I'll have to try again next time.

I don't like her... that Head Priestess who's always nagging! And over such trivial things, tsk...

What? Why would I be scared of someone who looks like such a loser? I don't get it.

So I was planning to raid the order, and she caught me before I could even start. Isn't it a bit too much to punish me for something I haven't even done yet?!

Scolding is the tool of the weak. Unless you actually hit me, it's the same as telling me to go again. Heheh.

Ugh, my head's itchy. Next time I need to get one of my underlings to wash my hair.

Oh... ohhh... ugh... that feels good... Ah! Scratch a bit more!

The strong only wash when the urge strikes. About two months? I should probably shower sometime next week.

Aaaaah! What's your problem?! It's so gooey! I hate this!! At least tell me why you're doing this!!

You got some good gear yesterday, didn't you? Hand it over while I'm asking nicely!

Ugh, you sounded just like the Chief right there. Next you're gonna say "Work hard" or "Do your best?!

Heh, you know it! Gear is only meant to look cool!

Stop talking nonsense and hand over that legendary gear already!

The Chow Rebels will soon rule all of Elias. So you better get on my good side!

Hey, this time it's for real! Hurry up and bow down!

Muhahaha! Huh? You've got some nerve testing me like that! Fight me!

That's right! I'm the strongest werebeast in all of Elias! What? Why are you grinning like that?

I want to build a Chow Rebel villa, but how do you build a house?

You're sure about that? Then I'll tell my underlings to chop down some trees. Now, Master, you go get some wood too!

I'm building my own house, so why on earth do I need permission from the Chief!

Beni would definitely eat all the cookies before it's finished. Absolutely not!

An elf said that Kommy and I share a certain similarity. What is she getting at?

What, what similarity?! You can't just keep it to yourself! Out with it already!

I knew it! There's only one great and super strong werebeast like me in all of Elias, muhahaha!

Me, similar to that sleepyhead? No way!

Where should I conquer next with my underlings? I'm already stoked!

First, we'll take this very Banquet Hall! Take out all the ingredients from the warehouse! Kuhaha!

Hehe… it may or may not be a game. For now, let's just call it "crusade game!"

Blood pressure? What's that? If the Chief raises it, I should raise it too!

If I admit more members to the Chow Rebels, will conquering Elias become easier?

Huh? I don't have even the slightest intention of accepting a noob like you as a member! Don't even dream about it!

W-well, of course! Plenty are wanting to join the Chow Rebels!

Wuhaha! Are you finally recognizing the true power of our Chow Rebels? Now that you know, you better grovel!

Just thought of this, but why do you give out free food to everyone?

That sounds suspicious, but since I do come when I'm hungry... I'll take it just this once!

You're the captain of the Order? The Order must be nothing special then?

I-I knew it! Emergency Chow Rebel assembly!! Down with the shameless Master!!

Is there truly no brave soul in all of Elias who dares to cross blades with me, Tig, the greatsword master?

How did you find out? Don't tell me there are spies inside the Chow Rebels?!

Don't treat my sacred sword like a kitchen knife! My sword can cut through anything!

So you're finally showing your true face. Just the thought of locking swords after so long is thrilling. You—come with me!

If anyone asks if you saw me, you have to say you absolutely did NOT! Got it?

Ugh... Whatever! I'd rather just get caught and play tag than this! I don't treat anyone weaker than me with respect!

You're not planning to keep me here and then sell me out to the tagger, are you? I'm in a hurry, so I'll hide for now!

What kind of idiots would hide in the same spot during hide-and-seek? I'm the Captain, so I get to pick the most comfortable hideout!

Why is it so gloomy in here? You should do something about the lightning.

You think I can't?! A few good smacks, and this dumb light should be fixed! Uwaah?! Let go! I said, "Let go!"

Ugh, that's low! You're using food against me?! Don't you know the saying "Never come between Butter and her chow"?!

Oh? No wonder it feels so grand and majestic! Even the lighting recognizes my greatness!