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Erpin's Yearning story

Erpin's Yearning was a whole cake. It was a terrifying cake that regenerated no matter how much of it she ate, but it never filled her stomach.

1 scenes, 58 lines

1. Holy Moly! Two Cakes!

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Holy Moly! Two Cakes!

Sprite Palace

Ner

Your Majesty. You don't have to write letters of apology anymore, so please open the door!

Erpin

N-Ner?! I told you I'm busy! I think this apology letter is going to turn out great!

What was it called again? Peak fiction? Yeah, I think it's gonna be just that! I mean it!

Youngchun

...Is she trying to make a bestseller out of an apology letter?

You

Oh wow, so it was true. I half doubted it because I couldn't imagine Erpin acting like this.

It's not like I'm not worried either.

I ran out here in my pajamas the moment I heard she was skipping meals too.

Erpin! You've been starving since morning, haven't you? Come out for a moment. Let's talk.

Erpin

M-Master's here?! ...Ugh, now I have one more to deal with!

You

What? I can't hear you well!

Erpin

N-Nothing! Ahem... I-I'll pass on the cake...

W-Well, y'see, I'm sick of cake now! I can't eat any more. Just go back for now!

*Bang, bang, bang*

Youngchun

Eek, you scared me! You're gonna break the door!

Erpin

Aaargh! Don't open it! I said don't...!

Sprite Palace, the Audience Chamber

*Click, creeeak*

Opening the door to the office and stepping inside, I find...

Erpin lying on the floor, curled up like a pill bug.

And beside her, I see a giant cake floating in the air.

You

Oh, so this is...

That "Yearning" you mentioned. Right, Youngchun?

Ner

Hmm? Did you say something, Master?

You

N-Nothing! Ner, go outside for a moment. I need to talk to Erpin.

*Creeeak*

You

Erpin. Did you starve all day because of that cake?

Erpin

Y-You've got the wrong idea, Master! This cake is different!

This cake is... beyond my understanding!

You

Oh, come on. You already don't understand tons of stuff.

Erpin

Ugh...! What do you take me for? Even you wouldn't understand this cake!

No matter how much I eat, it never gets smaller! Look, see?!

*Nom, nom*

Erpin bites off half the cake in one go. And astonishingly...

The cake wriggles a few times and... returns to its "whole cake" form.

Erpin

See? As long as I have this cake, I'll never have to bow to anyone ever again!

I can eat cake all day long!

You

Erpin... you're the queen. Queens don't usually have to bow to anyone in the first place.

Still, her Yearning was cake, after all... just as I expected.

She's so simple, it's almost hard to believe.

Youngchun

Well, that's probably why her Yearning is that simple, too.

You

But there's something I'm curious about.

Youngchun

What was it?

You

If a Yearning is a manifestation of desire... doesn't that mean it has no physical form? Can you even fill your stomach by eating something like that?

Youngchun

Ahaha! Oh, Master! Is that even a question?

Of course you can't!

You

D-Does that mean she really hasn't eaten all day...?!

Erpin

Weird... My stomach's definitely full... so why don't I have any energy...?

Urgh...

*Slump!*

You

...You sure that thing can really make her stronger?

Youngchun

I told you. It all depends on what you do.

You

*Sigh* How do I even explain all this when she wakes up...

Master hurried out to buy some baked goods and fed them to Erpin while explaining what Yearnings are.

I was worried whether she'd even be able to pay attention after starving all day...

But then she was like, "Oh, so it's like when I wake up hungry and see even more cakes flickering before my eyes."

I was just surprised by how strangely calm she was about understanding it all.