Alice's Intimacy story

Ah-ha! By the trick of fate, we meet again! What a fun world!

Hey! Can't you just get along with it? I hate those who ruin the atmosphere!

No way! You know what life is! Waiter, the usual one!

You're rushing ahead too much! Stop pressing the accelerator!

Lately, many don't believe in my card readings, so I'm worried.

What did you say? Huh! So you must be the great scientist? Ugh! You don't have any fantasy?

Let's see... A pot full of gold coins, a sprite pouring water, an elemental looking at the sky! You'll offer half of your wealth as the reading's fee tomorrow!

Not all paths of fate are bright! It's also the role of the prophet to help them face the cold, harsh reality!

Ugh! isn't there a more quality place for me? What about making a classy VIP lounge?

Huh? Is this the best I could get...? You can tell the truth as much as your experience... Well, it can't be helped!

What?! What nonsense! How dare you say that to a guest!!

You're not trying to get my money without any plan, are you? Hmm... so how much is it?

*Sigh* I don't understand why everyone's fighting. We're all on the same boat heading for the end, so what's the point of not getting along?

No. I saw someone fighting somewhere in my card. It didn't seem like Elias. Everywhere was covered in sand.

Oh, that sounds smart! So you're saying everyone should just compromise a little, right?

It's the elementals who start an argument! We're just playing some pranks!

What do you think about elves? I want to hear your honest opinion.

Got it... I'll keep that in mind. Thanks!

You mean, they're reliable? Then it's okay to sign the weird contract they brought over!

What does it matter, you're an outsider anyway. You probably won't see us again once you go back to your home planet, right?

I don't get the difference between good and evil. I can't understand the concept.

What if I don't know how to decide? I shouldn't have asked, I'm even more confused after asking.

But what if you don't have the resources to take care of the puppy properly, then isn't that evil?

But what if the owner was going to throw it away tomorrow, isn't that okay? So give me something now!

Should I tell the fate I saw, or is it better to keep it a secret?

Hmm... But if I say you'll fall tomorrow and it leads to a bigger accident, it will be my responsibility.

If I don't say anything, I'll be stuffy, but at least I won't be blamed.. So maybe that's the best?

But I do fortune-reading for fun sometimes. By the way, Master, do you know you'll have some bad luck tomorrow?

Lately, I've been practicing throwing cards! I heard if I throw them right, they'll stick in the wall!

Really? But I saw the werebeasts' cards stick straight in the wall...

Since Alice didn't open each card box and threw it right away, I got a bump on the head.

Okay! When I'm done, I'll go see you, so wait for me with an apple on your head!

I need ideas for new cards! Do you have any good ideas?

Ugh... stop being so boring! Don't you have any ideas?

Why do you think I'm only playing pranks with cards? Well, yeah, I am! But!

Fresh warm bread? Then I should make bugs come out of the bread! Thanks for the great idea!

Did you see an elemental that came over here a while ago? I tried to read her fortune, but she ran away!

What? Really? Ugh, then you'll have to be my sacrifice... I mean, let me tell your fortune!

Smart? Do you know how rare it is to have a chance to get my card reading?

Ah, why didn't I think of that? ...Oh! It says in my cards that the Master will be tricked by me instead of the elemental!

Hmm... I'm sensing some bad aura around here today.

What? I was just being considerate!

Hehe, do you think you can escape your fate by doing that?

What do you take me for?! I can easily avoid this kind of thing.

Ever seen this trick? You flip two cards while pretending to flip one.

Cheating?! I'm just trying my hardest to read the fortune that suits you best!

What? Really? Maybe I need more practice...?

Hehe, amazing, right? Not everyone can pull off this trick!

The Master's fortune for today is... well, it's a secret!

Hehe, right? It bothers you a lot, doesn't it? But I'm not gonna tell you!

Huh? You don't wanna know? I'm really not gonna tell you, y'know?

What, you're hiding your reaction because I'm hiding your fortune? How boring!

I don't get many customers for fortune telling these days. I'm bored.

What kind of marketing? Like "bring your friends for a half-price deal?"

Hmm... It's not like I'm a merchant. Wouldn't it be weird if I went around offering fortune telling?

Hehe, the world of fortune telling can be harsh, y'know!

Ugh... Is there anything fun happening these days?

Hmph, it's not like reading a fortune would make stuff pop into existence, y'know?

But there's always something interesting happening around you these days.

Great! Then try picking one from these trick cards!

Tea is the best when it's at just the right temperature. Not too hot, not too cold.

Hmm... It's not bad, actually! You still have a long way to go to perfect your skill, though!

Drinking tea is serious business! Of course you gotta be picky about the temperature.

...So you're one of those folks? The ones who stick to cold drinks even when you're about to freeze and go to the Weekend Farm?

Take a guess! Did I just pull this card from the top, or the bottom?

Hehe, I just pulled a random one from the middle, actually!

Hey, focus and watch carefully! This isn't something I show every day!

W-Why are you yelling? What do you mean, "nobody breaks the law on my watch?!"

Ehehe, will you take the red card, or the blue card?

Let's see... Today, the Master will spill red ketchup on the shoes! Gotta pour it right now!

Hmm... Today, the Master will draw the blue card? But you already drew one. What is this?

Wh-What? Aren't you being too greedy? If you draw two at the same time, the fortune will get all tangled up!

Do you... really think what you see in a mirror is just a simple reflection?

Really? So it's science, not magic? The world is an amazing place!

What? No way! How can you live without looking in mirrors?

H-Huh? Don't you think that's going too far?

Did you know, I can read a fortune with just one card!

Hmm, I dunno. It depends on my mood at the time, so I'm not really sure.

Hehe, even with the same card, how I read it changes every time!

Right? But I think having more cards makes it more fun.