Weekend Event: Stick It! Walk It!

'WWElias!'!

In this match, Elias's greatest team will be determined...

I'm Barong, the host of this game.

And over here... the temp worker from the convenience store across of Monatium EDC station.

Currently hired as a temp commentator.

Hey, please don't go spreading that I'm here just part-time! It makes me look really bad!

I am called xXionx!

After my shift at the convenience store I'm done with it! But here, I'm a transcendent being who has traversed light and darkness to reach Elias!

So annoying... Fine. xXionx...

But how did this super sweet part-time job just appear out of nowhere? Not that I'm complaining...

Hehehe... Those boring elves have a saying...

Break up fights and encourage bargains...!

But the Queen of Fun says otherwise!

Fights are best when you let them happen! Especially if they want to fight!

Wuhuhu, how truly pathetic.

Oh my goodness, what's with these low-level broadcasting and commentary skills! Let me jump in and help out!

Wh-what?!

Did someone just walk into the commentator's booth? Do I have a claim to workers' comp if I'm hurt by hooligans while on this job?

You really think you can chat about such a big fight without a dragon?

The heat of the fighting ring, the cheering crowd...

All of this is calling to me!

I, Garnet Dragon Arnet, am here right noooow!

Garnet...? Isn't that something a chef does? Is she a Dragon who cooks or what...?

Yeah, I've seen Master sprinkle stuff on top of dishes and use this word...

Gosh! Garnish and Garnet are completely different things!

Where did she even come from? She's obsessed with her schtick...

You dullards, we don't have time for this!

Everyone's waiting for a heated battle!

Behold, WWElias! Elias's ultimate brawl fight!

What...? Are you stealing my lines right now? This is MY big event!

A free-for-all brawl where every sprite, witch and dragon shows up blinded by the prize money!

It's starting right here, right nooooow!!!!

As we're speaking, both teams' frontliners enter the arena!

In Team Blue's front row, we have the witch Snorky!

And facing her, in Team Red's front row... what's this chopped firewood doing here?

Is this even going to be an interesting fight?

Keheheh, that gal is called BigWood...!

She may look shabby, but she's a warm-hearted elemental of the trees who patrols and protects the area around Elemental Mountain!

Oh? Now you're acting like a commentator? You sure know your stuff.

Stop, you shouldn't get to say anything—kick this dragon out!

I can't do that! Revering each other's chosen roles is the rule of darkness!

Heheheh! Now here's someone who gets it!

What kind of nonsense is that?!

Both fighters approach the center of the arena and clash!

Heheheh, everyone will have eyes glued on BigWood!

BigWood likes strong opponents!

These fists I've been honing in the pit have finally found a proper stage!

I'll smash everything! I don't make exceptions!

Those who bet against me better wait on their knees after the match!

Team Blue's Snorky! A very spirited witch who combines kicks with vine attacks!

What a sight! She's chugging soy milk after knocking down her opponent!

And Team Red's BigWood is...

T-that's what she might look like, but she's a good one!

She, sublimes pain into fruit... Right! She warms up even the DARKest of hearts!

...That doesn't really make me feel better.

Well, as long as she fights well, I don't really care...

H-hey! Stop the chatter! The match is starting!

Ugh, I'm clearly hitting her, so why does it feel like I'm the one losing?

No, I AM winning... but what is this indescribable feeling, like my spirit being chipped away...?!

M-more! Hit more! BigWood is far from done!

If you won't come, BigWood will go to you!

Wh-what? She's coming over to get hit?

Hey! What are you all doing back there! She's right in front! Hit her first!

Who the hell put together the exhibition match team like this?!

Aaah-!! Team Blue's Snorky is hesitating!

Wh-what an incomprehensible strategy from Team Red's vanguard...!

I can't quite understand it, but it's working perfectly!!

As expected of the rugged guardian of Elemental Mountain!

Ah! BigWood, that's it! Block it just like that!

Hang in there, hang in there!

Stop it with your biased commentary!

It's fine! She can be biased! As long as it's fun, that's all that matters!

No, I mean!! Get out there!!

Yeah, if I back you up from behind with a DARK little dance and my magic bullet, it'd be over and done with in one shot!

Ugh... Even if I win this, I lose, and for her, even losing is winning, isn't it?

Hehe, heh! BigWood will block all the small fries in the back!

Aaah! As I speak, all players from both teams break formation and an all-out brawl begins!!

A wondrous place where some enjoy being hit, and others feel defeated even when striking.

Now, it is time to predict who the victor in this ball-busting rumble will be!