Selene's Intimacy story

Even though I look into your eyes like this, I can't really tell what you're thinking.

H-Hey! It's not like I'm staring because I like you or anything!

No way! That's not fair! Everyone has a weakness!

Hmm... now that you mention it, your eyes do seem kind of vacant...

*Sigh* There isn't a single decent chess player in Elias.

Oh, so you want a free ride, huh? You think I'm a phantom that'll just let that happen?!

Oh, please. You actually think a machine can grasp a mind game as complex as chess?

Huh? Why would you do that? They're not dice...

For someone as powerful as you, why would you help the Sprite Queen? Scared you'd lose to her?

You didn't even hesitate. Someone's full of confidence.

Tch, you're always too sharp for your own good.

...No one's buying that. Are you sure she's fake?

You're pretty close with those elementals, right? Which of the noble ones is decent?

Nice! There's nothing as fun as teasing someone who acts so proper.

Oh, her? She does have some good reactions... but she never gets tired...

Ugh, she's annoying. That indifferent look on her face makes me sick.

Come to think of it, I've teased plenty of folks, but I've never been on the receiving end.

You? Tease me? I doubt I'd be able to even contain my laughter.

Bragging about that, eh? Seems your resilience is impressive.

Oh, please. You think being teased a few times would get me to stop teasing others? It's too much fun!

Come here for a sec. There's something on your back.

I'm not always messing around, you know! Hmph, you had some dust on your back, and I was gonna clean it off.

Hehe. Made you look, Master. What? That's an old joke? You're angry right now, aren't you?

Tch. You could at least pretend to play along. You're no fun.

The Banquet Hall is a bit too plain... It lacks edge.

I bet you hear that you've got no taste pretty regularly, don't you?

Hehe. Dim lighting helps folks bare their true feelings, you know. This is special info I'm only telling you, so take notes.

*Yawn* Boring. You can still read the menu perfectly fine with the lights turned down a bit more.

I know all about what you did last night.

Huh, I guess you've got nothing to hide. This usually works on others...

Wow, flustered, much? Do you have something to hide? Now I'm curious.

Hehe... yes, what DID I see? Seems I've actually hit on something? Aww, you're so cute when you're flustered.

It's been so boring lately. I need something to get my blood pumping and my heart racing!

Do I look like a phantom who only bullies elves all the time? Good to know that's what you think of me.

Right? You get it, Master. Elias has been way too peaceful lately. Ugh, I wish someone would really stir things up or something.

Hmm? Hehe, Master, you don't have to be... Er, forget it...

Do you have something you like, Master? Something that excites you just thinking about it?

Yeah, I suppose that makes sense, seeing how you're here cooking... How simple...

My, my... who knew you were capable of saying something like that? Hehe, I love talking with you, too. It always makes my heart race.

Hmm... nothing specific comes to mind? Like, you know... us, here together?

Is there anyone you'd be afraid to meet in the middle of the night?

Oh my... Guess you're not totally oblivious, huh? Hehe. Good answer.

...Hmph! I'll show you a real-life nightmare.

Hmm... How boring. Dodging the question like that?

Ugh... My shoulders are so stiff lately. Do you have any tips?

Ugh... Between filming and editing, I do sit for quite a while. It's tough...

Oh my. Master, you know how to do that? Didn't know you had it in you. Alright then—let's see it!

Ugh... Ugh. Master, you sound oooold. Don't pull me! I don't wanna exercise!

Sweet and sour are good flavors. But I prefer something more daring.

What? You're gonna force-feed me? I'm filing a complaint with the Order's suggestion box!

Ugh. Not that kind of daring. Haaah... We really don't understand each other, do we?!

Ta-daaa! It's a new seasoning I developed! Just add a pinch and... heheheh

ElfTube is all the rage these days, right? I've raked in some serious donations!

Hehe, grovel more. I might just delete one of your embarrassing photos.

What? You think planning content is easy?!

I can buy you tasty food here, but... Master's still gonna have to cook it, yeah? You get that, dummy?

Master, how do you feel when you talk to me? Relaxed? Or... sleepy?

Hehe. Really? Sounds like a lie... Well, I'll let you fool me this time.

What, you don't think anything when you see me? You should get glasses!

Hehe. When your body gets drowsy, you get sleepy, right? Then sleep a little. I'll wake you up later. Okay?

Achoo! There's so much dust here... Achoo! When was the last time you cleaned this place?

Achoo! *sniff* Kommy and Butter? You mean those little werebeasts? Guess that's tha—achoo!

Achoo! You should've cleaned beforehand! But thanks for caring.

Then why am I... Achoo! ...sneezing so much?! You need to clean more!

What's trending lately? Hm? No, not food. I meant content-wise.

My my... So you want the full attention of a washed-up streamer? You sure you're up for it?

Huh? That huge thing has something huge? Oooh...!

Aren't you laying it on a bit thick with the self-love? Meh, still healthier than self-loathing.

Lately, I feel like Shaydi's started keeping tabs on me. It's getting annoying.

Different? How different can we be? I can't help feeling competitive!

What do you mean Shaydi and I flock together? Are you making fun of me right now?

Huh? Now that you mention it... That's a great idea! I should try it right away!

What's the best way to tick Gabia off...?

Are you mocking me? I'm not some incompetent phantom, you know?!

Huh...? What? Really? How do you know? That hunk of earth only told Master didn't she?

How do you know that? Have you done it? Quick, tell me your secret!

Master, want to see my secret Photo Album? Hehe. I'm only showing you. Come, closer.

*giggle* Who knows? If you keep flipping through... you might find some of yourself?

I'm showing you because you're SPECIAL, Master. You know how I feel, right?

Wh-what?! Hey! Don't take it! Don't report me! No!!!