Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Raffle Rumble

Raffle Rumble

Raffle Rumble. One day, a shifty-looking Kon gripping some scraps of paper in his hand asks Ichigo whether he knows anyone who is naturally lucky.

3 scenes, 70 lines

1. Before the battle

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Kon

Hey, Ichigo. Got a minute?

Ichigo

Huh? What do you want?

Kon

Who would you say has really good luck around you?

Ichigo

Luck? Why are you asking me this?

Kon

Well, you see, I've just been having a streak of bad luck lately.

Ichigo

And what kind of bad luck are you talking about?

Kon

If you must know, my supplier of *cough cough* fun magazines got taken away from me, and...

...your sister found my secret stash I had kept hidden in the corner of the yard. I worked so hard to build up my library!

Ahh, such bad luck!

Ichigo

I feel stupid for asking.

Kon

And so, I thought I'd ask to see if there was anyone I could rub off some luck from, you know?

Ichigo

I've no idea what you're talking about.

Hey, what's that you got in your hand? Those pieces of paper. They look like raffle tickets.

Kon

Oh, uh... Wouldn't' it be nice if I could win something while I have that luck?

Ichigo

I knew there had to be something else.

Kon

Haven't you heard about the big raffle at the Karakura Shopping Center? Those prizes are pretty amazing!

Ichigo

Oh, yeah. Something about premium steaks and a one year supply of rice, right?

Kon

The prize for first place is a trip for four to Hawaii!

Ichigo

A Hawaii trip? That sounds nice.

Hmm, do I know anyone with really good luck? I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Kon

I wasn't expecting much from you anyway. I know it's not that easy finding someone with super amazing luck.

Thought I could raise my chances, at least a little bit. Oh, well.

Ichigo

Hey, how'd you get those tickets, anyway?

Kon

Oh wow! Look at the time! I forgot I had some important things to do!

Catch ya later!

Ichigo

Uh... What was that about?

Yuzu Kurosaki

Hey Ichigo. Do you know what happened to the raffle tickets I had in the living room?

Ichigo

Huh? Raffle tickets?

Yuzu Kurosaki

I was going to go later to see if I could win anything and I left them on the table.

I wonder where they went.

Ichigo

Raffle tickets... Oh.

Damn that stuffed animal! He stole Yuzu's tickets!

2. Before the boss

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A few days ago...

Kon

I don't know what it was about, but I guess Ichigo got summoned by the Soul Society again. Lucky me!

Now, how should I have fun this time?

???

Alright! We finally got the tickets!

Kon

Hm? That voice is...

Yoruichi

What are these pieces of papers for?

Kisuke

Oh, these are raffle tickets.

Tessai

It's to participate in the raffle event they're having at the town shopping center.

These tickets let you enter the raffle and win prizes.

Jinta

The prizes are pretty awesome!

There's premium steaks, a one year's supply of rice, and a gift card to some fancy boutique!

Ururu

And the first place prize is a Hawaiian vacation for four.

Yoruichi

I'm not sure where Hawaii is, but that's nice that they're giving away a trip for four people.

They're being quite generous, I'd say.

Kon

A raffle? A vacation to Hawaii?!

From that day, I worked very hard, crying tears of blood, collecting these raffle tickets without anyone finding out.

I'm gonna join this raffle and get my vacation to Hawaii!

???

Damn you! Kon!!!

Kon

What the?!

Ichigo

Give those raffle tickets back to Yuzu!

Kon

Damn it. He's caught up.

3. After the battle

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Ichigo

*Pant* You...little... *Pant*

Kon

*Pant* *Pant*

Ichigo

Don't be stealing other people's belongings!

Kon

I never stole anything! Don't make me sound like the bad guy!

They were tossed away on the ground, so I just picked them up.

Ichigo

They just fell, you idiot!

Kon

Sh-Shut up!

I don't care what you say! I'm going to draw a prize at the raffle!

Ichigo

I'm telling you they're not your tickets!

Those are tickets that Yuzu saved up every time she went shopping so that she could participate in that raffle!

Kon

I want to go to Hawaii!

My Hawaiian dream of being surrounded by busty beauties is just around the corner!

Ichigo

Hawaii? You mean the first place prize?

No way you're gonna win first place.

Kon

Shut up, shut up!

I'm going to Hawaii! I don't care what anyone else says!

Ichigo

Hey! Wait, Kon! I said, wait!