Bleach: Brave Souls story · Event, Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ

Chapter 3

Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ. Kon keeps letting out depressed sighs whenever he is at home. It seems he is getting more and more frustrated with being cooped-up in Ichigo's room all the time.

3 scenes, 81 lines

1. Before the battle

10 lines
Rukia

Now we just need to find a spot and buy some food.

Ichigo

We'd better find a spot first.

Kon

It'll have to be a place where a lot of people can gather, and I can move around in peace.

Rukia

That's a pretty tall order.

Ichigo

Especially the last part.

Rukia

So, do you have any ideas?

Ichigo

There's a dry river-bed over that way. Let's take a look.

Rukia

I wonder if there's a place that's hidden from public view.

Ichigo

We'll see.

Kon

No point in thinking about it. Let's go check it out.

2. Before the boss

16 lines
Kisuke

I see you're all working hard.

Ichigo

Urahara.

Kisuke

I heard you're having a barbeque.

Rukia

Yeah, we were just making preparations.

Kisuke

I have some good news for you!

You could hold your barbeque at the front of my shop.

Not only that, but I'll lend you my equipment for free! I'll even throw in a ton of food as a bonus.

Ichigo

Really?

Kisuke

Yes, really.

But!

That's only if you beat me in a fight.

If you lose, you will clean out my shop's warehouse.

Ichigo

Huh?

Kisuke

I'll still let you use the location and equipment even if you lose, though.

Ichigo

What's the point then?

Kisuke

Okay, here we go!

3. After the battle

55 lines
Ichigo

*Pant* *Pant* I-I won...

Kisuke

Ah, you beat me.

Ichigo

Well, remember our promise.

Kisuke

I have no choice. I'll lend you everything for free as promised.

Ichigo

I'm a little worried by your generosity.

Kisuke

Oh no, it's just a token of appreciation.

A few days later.

Kon

Finally, it's barbeque time! Yeaaah!

Rukia, Orihime, let's grill some meat!

Ichigo

Are you sure you don't mind lending us this place, Urahara?

Kisuke

Don't worry about it. I really just want to show you my appreciation.

Renji

It's a big help, right? Just accept it and be thankful.

Ichigo

Y-Yeah, you're right.

Kisuke

Oh, I almost forgot. I brought something with me today.

Ichigo

(I don't like where this is going...)

Kisuke

I'm actually working on an edible spiritual tool.

I put a lot of work into it, hoping you'd all give it a try.

Renji

So, what happens when you eat it?

Kisuke

There are many different effects, so it'll be a fun little surprise.

That sounds scary.

Kisuke

There are different flavors too, like consommé, caramel, and more!

Ichigo

It's not the flavor I'm worried about.

Jinta

So anyway...

Ururu

Open your mouth, please.

Renji

Whoa, wait-

Ichigo

Ahh?! Get away from me!

Rukia

What's going on over there?

Kon

Who cares? Bring on the meat!

Orihime

Looks like it's cooked.

Here, eat up!

Kon

O-Orihime is serving me food?

I'm not worthy!

Rukia

You're the one that said you want to have a barbeque.

Orihime

Enjoy it while it's nice and hot!

Kon

Orihime... Rukia...

(I didn't know it was possible to be this happy.)

(If this is a dream, I hope I never wake up!)

Well then, don't mind if I do.

Jinta

Eat it!

Ichigo

Whoa?!

Kon

Ahhh?!

Ichigo

Th-That was close... It almost went in my mouth.

Orihime

Ichigo? Something flew over here just now.

Rukia

What was that? It went into Kon's mouth.

Ichigo

Oh...

Kon

............

Renji

H-Hey Kon, are you alright?

Kon

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Orihime

Eep!

Kisuke

Oh, how is it, Kon?

That one is death sauce flavor, and it increases the user's range of Spiritual Pressure detection!

Ichigo

Now's not the time!

And that flavor doesn't sound like it's worth it!

Kon

Waaaaaaggghhhh!

It just had to end like this! Whyyyyyy!