Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans
Chapter 3: Let the Sales Begin!
Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans. The Kurosaki's have ended up having to share a booth with the handicrafts club. They decide on who is going to mind the booth and then start trying to sell their wares.
3 scenes, 39 lines
1. Before the battle
9 linesYuzu and Karin, you girls can go check out the other shops first. I'll watch over our stuff.
Really? Thanks, Ichigo!
Let's go, Karin!
If I find anything good out there, I'll get you something.
I'll go pass out our flyers. Can I ask you to watch our side, Orihime?
Of course! Good luck spreading the word!
And...what are you planning to do, Kon?
If Orihime's staying here, then I'm staying too!
Alright, fine.
2. Before the boss
19 linesThank you for your purchase!
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Hey, Ichigo. You haven't sold a single thing yet.
You don't have to point out the obvious. I know that.
Do you even know how much work I put into those? I stabbed my finger with the needle so many times!
Just shut up already.
Why don't you smile or something? Make the customers want to come see your stuff! You're wasting away my effort!
Ugh, will you stay quiet?! Fine! You want me to get customers? I'll do it!
Uh... Please come by...
Hey, those are kind of nice. Can I take a closer look?
Sure, whatever you want.
Are you even trying, you idiot?!
Oww!!! What the hell?!
Hiyori, you shouldn't go jump-kicking people without any warning.
Hey, it's you guys! What was that for?
What's with your attitude? You're not even trying to get customers, are you?!
Yeah, so? You still shouldn't resort to violence! What are you, some kind of maniac?!
Shut your mouth!
Stand up and move over! I'll teach you the proper way to make sales!
3. After the battle
11 linesThank you very much.
See, you can do it if you try.
You're nowhere close to being good yet, but it's better than nothing. Well, keep it up and I'll see you around.
Wait, so you guys aren't buying anything?!
Who cares about them anyway? You got other customers to buy some stuff.
Hey, you have an open area now. Let me just make my way over there.
I told you not to come out! I didn't sell those things off so that you could have space to relax.
Now, hold it! It's thanks to my advice that you made those sales! You need to appreciate me more!
What makes you think that? You were just yapping at me from the side.
I was the one who suggested it first!
Uh, Ichigo... You're scaring away our customers. And people might start noticing a talking stuffed animal if you keep yelling like that.



