Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans

Chapter 3: Let the Sales Begin!

Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans. The Kurosaki's have ended up having to share a booth with the handicrafts club. They decide on who is going to mind the booth and then start trying to sell their wares.

3 scenes, 39 lines

1. Before the battle

9 lines
Ichigo

Yuzu and Karin, you girls can go check out the other shops first. I'll watch over our stuff.

Yuzu Kurosaki

Really? Thanks, Ichigo!

Let's go, Karin!

Karin

If I find anything good out there, I'll get you something.

Uryu

I'll go pass out our flyers. Can I ask you to watch our side, Orihime?

Orihime

Of course! Good luck spreading the word!

Ichigo

And...what are you planning to do, Kon?

Kon

If Orihime's staying here, then I'm staying too!

Ichigo

Alright, fine.

2. Before the boss

19 lines
Orihime

Thank you for your purchase!

Ichigo

......

Kon

Hey, Ichigo. You haven't sold a single thing yet.

Ichigo

You don't have to point out the obvious. I know that.

Kon

Do you even know how much work I put into those? I stabbed my finger with the needle so many times!

Ichigo

Just shut up already.

Kon

Why don't you smile or something? Make the customers want to come see your stuff! You're wasting away my effort!

Ichigo

Ugh, will you stay quiet?! Fine! You want me to get customers? I'll do it!

Uh... Please come by...

???

Hey, those are kind of nice. Can I take a closer look?

Ichigo

Sure, whatever you want.

???

Are you even trying, you idiot?!

Ichigo

Oww!!! What the hell?!

Lisa

Hiyori, you shouldn't go jump-kicking people without any warning.

Ichigo

Hey, it's you guys! What was that for?

Hiyori

What's with your attitude? You're not even trying to get customers, are you?!

Ichigo

Yeah, so? You still shouldn't resort to violence! What are you, some kind of maniac?!

Hiyori

Shut your mouth!

Stand up and move over! I'll teach you the proper way to make sales!

3. After the battle

11 lines
Ichigo

Thank you very much.

Hiyori

See, you can do it if you try.

You're nowhere close to being good yet, but it's better than nothing. Well, keep it up and I'll see you around.

Ichigo

Wait, so you guys aren't buying anything?!

Kon

Who cares about them anyway? You got other customers to buy some stuff.

Hey, you have an open area now. Let me just make my way over there.

Ichigo

I told you not to come out! I didn't sell those things off so that you could have space to relax.

Kon

Now, hold it! It's thanks to my advice that you made those sales! You need to appreciate me more!

Ichigo

What makes you think that? You were just yapping at me from the side.

Kon

I was the one who suggested it first!

Orihime

Uh, Ichigo... You're scaring away our customers. And people might start noticing a talking stuffed animal if you keep yelling like that.