Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans

Chapter 1: Bazaar Preparations

Kon's Calamity: Satisfactory Weekend Plans. Uryu and Orihime are quietly sewing something with the handicrafts club in a classroom. When Ichigo asks what they are doing, they tell him they are preparing for a flea market at the weekend.

3 scenes, 58 lines

1. Before the battle

14 lines

Karakura Town...

Orihime

Hum-hum-hmm...

Ichigo

Orihime, Uryu, what are you doing?

Orihime

Oh, Ichigo! We're making mascot characters to sell at the flea market this weekend.

The handicrafts club is putting up shop there. Isn't that right, Uryu?

Uryu

Yeah. I'm getting faster at sewing these together, so I think I'll be able to finish up today.

Ichigo

You guys made a lot. Can you actually sell this many at a flea market?

Orihime

Hehe... Here's the thing. When you buy one mascot, you get a free bonus mascot of your choice!

Ichigo

Isn't that the same as selling two at the same time?

Uryu

You're so simplistic, Ichigo. It's the words "free" and "bonus" that entice people to buy things like this.

If we offered them as a set from the start, the customer won't feel like they got a good deal.

Ichigo

Sounds like someone's been studying sales talk.

Orihime

You should stop by the flea market if you're free this weekend, Ichigo!

Ichigo

Yeah. Anyway, I'll see you guys later.

2. Before the boss

20 lines
Ichigo

I'm home... Uh, what are you doing?

Karin

Getting ready for the flea market this weekend.

Ichigo

The flea market? So you're gonna be there too?

Karin

Who else is going?

Ichigo

Orihime and Uryu said they were planning to be there as part of their club activity.

Yuzu Kurosaki

Ooh, that's great! Then we can see them there!

Ichigo

Yeah, you might run into them. But what do we have to sell at the flea market?

Karin

Actually, there are a lot of things. Like clothes that don't fit us anymore.

Yuzu Kurosaki

We were talking about making little mascots to sell too! You're gonna help us make them, right?

Ichigo

What? I have to help too?

Soul Reaper Pass

*Hollow!* *Hollow!*

Ichigo

Huh?

Karin

What's wrong, Ichigo?

Ichigo

Uh, well...

Oh, right! I actually have a lot of homework to do today, so I'm gonna go to my room!

Hey, Kon! Switch with me!

Kon

Huh? What's with the attitude? I have plans to take care of too, you know?

Ichigo

Shut up and just switch!

Don't get into trouble, all right?!

Kon

Geez, he's always in such a rush.

3. After the battle

24 lines
Ichigo

Phew. That's done.

Hey, Kon! Give me back my body!

Yuzu Kurosaki

Yeah, that's perfect! You're really good at this, Ichigo!

Ichigo

I see he's been dragged into helping them after all.

I should leave this to him.

Yuzu Kurosaki

I'm really amazed! I knew you could do it!

Kon

Y-Yeah, this is nothing.

Yuzu Kurosaki

I'm so excited for the flea market. I wonder what Orihime's gonna make.

Kon

Wait, how is bust-...Orihime involved in this?

Karin

You were the one who told us that Orihime and her club are going to be at the flea market.

Kon

Huh?!

Ichigo, damn you! You were home?! Don't you have something to say to me?! Huh? Huh?!

Ichigo

Thanks for helping them out. We're switching back now.

Kon

That's not what I wanted to hear! I'm talking about the flea market!

Ichigo

I just told you. Thanks for helping.

Kon

Guh! You idiot! I'm talking about Orihime! My busty goddess! She's gonna be at the flea market, isn't she?!

Ichigo

Yeah, I guess so. Did you have a problem with that?

Kon

If Orihime's gonna be there, then I'm going too! I have to be there!!!

Ichigo

Huh? Why would I take you? There's no way.

Kon

You stingy little brat! You ugly virgin!

Ichigo

Why do you always have to go there?

Kon

Forget it! I'm going to sleep!

Ichigo

......

(That was weird. He gave up so quickly this time.)