Kensei's Kitchen Duty

So, why are we outside?

Why must you be so picky?

I thought it'd get boring if we kept fighting in the same place, so I tried to make things different.

Why won't you try to understand my efforts?

And why are you having a go at me?

I told the other guys too. You'll meet them sooner or later.

Good luck!

Wait, what do you mean "sooner or later?" Hey!

You are already dead.

Don't you think that's such a deep quote?

He's telling his opponent that they are already dead, even though they haven't noticed in the heat of battle.

Like, haven't you noticed that, even though you're still alive, you're already dead? That's what he's trying to say.

That sounds like a zombie story. I'm sure that's not quite what he meant.

And can you please stop reading my manga and giving out spoilers before I even get to read it?

Uh, hello?

Which one of you is gonna fight me next?

Oh, you're finally here.

I already finished reading the whole book.

Rose, can you go buy me the next one before I finish the fight?

Why do I have to go buy it?

Get serious! I'm here to fight you guys!

Love, what did you do with my manga after you finished reading?

Huh? It should be lying around somewhere.

They're my belongings. Can you please treat them with better care?

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(Why am I here again?)