Horror! Shinji's Theater

Hmm. I'm bored. And I've got some time to kill until dinner.

I guess I could read the magazine I bought earlier.

Let's see what this issue's special section's about. What? "Sightings of Karakura Town's Urban Legends"?

What kind of phony rumors are these?

A crab that rages through the city streets... A flying yellow water imp...

A moving starfish that only appears on Mondays...?

They're all water creatures, but the sightings are on land or in the air. What the hell?

Shiiinjiii!

What's up, Mashiro?

Let's play rock-paper-scissors! Come on!

Why are we playing rock-paper-scissors all of a sudden?

Because no one's going out to get dinner.

Isn't it Love's turn today?

Yep, you're absolutely right.

Where'd he go? How dare he forget his duties.

He was here until just a while ago.

I'm hungry! Come on, let's just go some food.

Fine, fine.

Alright. Ready?

One, two, three!

Make sure you get us some yummy dinner boxes! Thanks!

Of course I'd be the one to lose.

Damn that Love. He's gonna have it from me when he gets back!

I doubt there'll be anything good left at the mini-mart at this time. I guess I'll find something to-go.

No, really! It's true!

Hm?

You know about those urban legends that everyone's been talking about lately, don't you?

I saw one of them! The moving starfish that only appears on Mondays!

It was like...faintly glowing in the dark!

I wonder what's going on. Someone sounds excited.

A moving starfish that only appears on Mondays... Wait, I just read about that earlier.

That's right. Today is a Monday.

No way. I don't believe in those kinds of stupid rumors.

I need to buy dinner and get back soon.

Graaawwwww!!!

Damn! A Hollow!

*Sigh*... Why do I have to do all this. It wasn't even my turn to go out today.

I'm getting tired. I really need to get dinner and head back.

What's the closest to-go eatery in this area... Huh?

Wait. Wasn't that Love?

Hey! Lo-

What the heck are you doing?! Stupid Shinji!

What's been taking you so long?!

H-Hiyori?!