Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ

Chapter 2

Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ. Kon keeps letting out depressed sighs whenever he is at home. It seems he is getting more and more frustrated with being cooped-up in Ichigo's room all the time.

2 scenes, 48 lines

1. Before the battle

24 lines
Rukia

By the way, what is a "barbeque"?

Ichigo

You don't know?

Rukia

I-I could tell from the context of the conversation that there will be food.

Ichigo

Well, that's about right.

Kon

A barbeque is an event where people gather outside and eat together.

You cook things like meat and vegetables and eat while enjoying each other's company.

Ichigo

Why do you know so much about this world, anyway?

Rukia

He must have a lot of free time on his hands.

Kon

I was pretending to be Ichigo the whole time Rukia was captured in the Soul Society.

People would get suspicious if I don't know some things. It's all thanks to my hard work, you know.

Ichigo

I guess you're right.

Kon

Pretending to be you is harder than you think!

I wish you'd show some appreciation for once.

Ichigo

Alright, alright.

Kon

Good! Now, let's get some people together for the barbeque!

Ichigo

Who could we invite? You're going to be there, after all.

Rukia

Why don't we invite some people from the Soul Society?

Kon's identity won't be an issue with Soul Reapers.

Kon

Good idea, Rukia!

Rukia

Then I'll go to the Soul Society and talk to some people.

Kon

We'll see you later then!

Rukia

I'll leave the invitations for the world of the living up to you.

Kon

Alright, let's go, Ichigo!

Ichigo

Okay, okay, just stay inside the bag.

2. After the battle

24 lines
Kon

Oh, Orihime!

...and four-eyes.

Uryu

Well, this is an unusual combination.

Ichigo

I guess so. Are you two shopping?

Orihime

Yeah, we ran out of cloth to use at the home-handicrafts club.

What are you guys... Oh!

Are you getting ready for the barbeque we talked about?

Uryu

Barbeque?

Kon

Yeah! We're going to do it sometime soon.

Sounds fun, right? We're actually looking for more people to invite. You could come if you want.

Uryu

No thanks, I...

Orihime

You should come too, Uryu.

I'm thinking of bringing a lot of food.

It'll be fun if everyone's there.

Uryu

Well, if you insist.

Kon

I'll let you guys know when the time and place is decided then.

Rukia

There might be a lot of people coming.

Ichigo

The equipment will take up a lot of space, so we'll need to find a place that's spacious enough.

Kon

Let's get a lot of meat, too! I want to eat to my heart's content.

Rukia

So we'll need to find a place, and go shopping for food. Should we split up again?

Ichigo

Where do they sell meat for barbeques anyway?

Jinta

Hey, Ururu, did you hear that?

Ururu

Yeah, they're having a barbeque.

Jinta

Let's talk to Urahara about it!