Chapter 1

This time, I'll be teaching you all about the Kenpachi!

Kenpachi is a title passed down to the strongest Soul Reaper, who will also take the helm as captain of Squad 11.

"No matter how many times I may be slain, I shall never fall." That's where the meaning of Kenpachi apparently comes from!

They're pretty terrifying folks, yup.

I asked the other Soul Reapers about what kind of guy the first Kenpachi I'm about to introduce is!

I don't know any other Soul Reaper as loyal to their duties than him.

But I can't exactly agree with what he's trying to do.

His Zanpakuto is a huge chatterbox and has an annoying ability to boot.

I bet he's using that ability to listen in on our conversation as we speak.

Th-They might seem like a pain in the butt, but these are our first subjects!

Keeha! My name's Urozakuro!

I'm Kenpachi Azashiro's Zanpakuto! Nice to meet ya!

Soul Reapers should only concern themselves with fighting and killing Hollows as efficiently as possible.

There is no need to find joy in these fights.

The best in the business! You've really climbed up that ladder, huh. How are you feeling right now, Ken? Eh?

Be quiet.

You say that, but I bet you're real happy on the inside! Keeheeheeheehee!

Don't I always tell you that I hate pointless chit-chat?

Keehahaha! That's a shame! Because I love pointless things!

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Anyway! That's the 8th Kenpachi and his Zanpakuto!

Things will probably get too dragged out if we let them have their way, so let's move on!