Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Cleanup! Shinji's Theater

Chapter 3: Where the Search Leads

Cleanup! Shinji's Theater. No progress has been made in the cleanup of their hideout. Fed up with the mess, Shinji comes up with a bold idea!

3 scenes, 48 lines

1. Before the battle

15 lines
Shinji

All right, that's it. We're going minimalistic and tossing everything we don't need. I was wrong to suggest we simply clean up.

Unless it's a necessity, we're gonna toss it. That way, we'll be able to finish this and find the device while we're at it.

Lisa

I need all of it. Period.

Shinji

No way. There's a wet book on the floor...and there's that big machine.

Lisa

I'm the one who decides whether I need it or not. You're not the boss of me.

Love

That's right. Even if it looks like it's just sprawled on the floor, there's a specific way we categorize it and keep it there.

Rose

Whether audio devices or books, we might never be able to find the same ones if we let them go now. You should understand that too, Shinji.

Shinji

Oh, so now you're all ganging up on me? You all complain, but we're going nowhere at this rate.

Lisa

Well, if you want to lead the way, then why not start by tossing your clothes? You have several of the same items.

Shinji

The designs are all slightly different. There's no way I'm gonna throw them away.

Love

See, you're saying the same thing! Come on, forget the whole minimalist thing.

Shinji

Yeah, but we're risking a fine here. Do you think Kisuke would back down if we said we lost it?

Rose

Most definitely not. I think the right way is for you to take responsibility as leader for not taking care of it properly.

Shinji

Why just me? We're all gonna share responsibility in this.

Love

All right, I get it. Let's all look for it.

2. Before the boss

14 lines
Shinji

Hey, everyone! Gather round! Oh, you're all already here. What's going on?

Mashiro

Shinji, hear me out!

You said we were tossing everything since it's becoming a mess, so I took it all out, but now they're all mad at me!

Kensei

It's called moderation! Why the hell would you really throw everything away?!

Shinji

You threw it away?! Everything?! Well, did you find the device?

Mashiro

I don't even know what it looks like. There was a wooden crate with a bunch of books and a cardboard box packed with replicas of the same clothes.

Oh, and I found a box that said "Ura" on it behind all the boxes, but I just tossed it all out!

Shinji

That's the one! It's not trash! It's what we were looking for!

Mashiro

Whaaaa?! But I tried poking at it and it didn't move, so I thought it was broken!

Kensei

It wouldn't move if you didn't turn it on.

Shinji

If it moved when you poked it, now that would've been weird. Ugh, this isn't the time to argue. We have to go retrieve it!

Mashiro

Awwww! But why? How come?! I put a lot of effort into throwing it away!

Shinji

Huh? Stop getting in my way, idiot!

Mashiro

Do you even know how tiring it was to carry all of that?!

3. After the battle

19 lines

Half an hour later...

Shinji

Kisuke, are you here?

Kisuke

Shinji, I've been waiting for you. I take it you finally found the device?

Shinji

Yeah, we kinda found it, but, uh... Things happened...and it was taken away as trash.

Kisuke

Oh... I wonder if it's safe for it to be collected as normal trash. I hope nothing terrible happens.

Shinji

Yeah... Anyway, so that's that and we have to say goodbye to it. Sorry!

Kisuke

Which means that you've lost it for good, but...

...I suppose I'm also at fault for not coming earlier to retrieve it. Let's just say you owe me one this time.

Shinji

Really? Great! That's a relief!

Hiyori

Why is all the trash back here and scattered in a pile of mess? What the hell? That idiotic baldy!

Lisa

I'm actually glad he brought it back.

Love

Same goes for me, but now we have to sort it all out again.

Kensei

And how long is that gonna take?

Rose

Just thinking about it makes me dizzy.

Hiyori

I'm not doing any of it! Let's just toss it all out again! That should solve everything!

Lisa

Oh, I thought I lost this one. I should read it over again.

Mashiro

Kenseeeei! I'm hungryyyy!

Hachigen

It looks like we'll be doing all the work.

*Sigh*