Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Soul Reapers' New Year

Soul Reapers' New Year: Chapter 3

Soul Reapers' New Year. Kisuke has splashed out on a robotic vacuum cleaner to help with the big year-end cleaning. Yoruichi takes a liking to it, but she accidentally turns it on when she jumps on it in her cat form.

3 scenes, 44 lines

1. Before the battle

9 lines
Ichigo

Damn Yuzu. She should've put together a list so that I could get everything at once.

Rukia

People only realize how important something is after it's gone. That's just how life goes. You can't help it.

Ichigo

What's with the serious life quote? We're just talking about not having enough tonkatsu sauce at home.

Rukia

Those who do not work shall not eat. It's only an errand. Quit complaining and be helpful.

You really need to man up. I can't reiterate this often enough.

Ichigo

Get off that high horse of yours.

Rukia

On a different subject, I haven't seen Kon around since noon. Is he out somewhere?

Ichigo

Oh, now that you mention it, he wasn't there. Why does he keep wandering off on his own like that?

Guess we'll go find him while we're out.

2. Before the boss

23 lines
Orihime

Hey, Ichigo, Rukia. You two out shopping?

Ichigo

Yeah, Yuzu needed me to get some stuff.

Rukia

Why are you out so late, Orihime?

Orihime

I ran out of curry powder while I was cooking soup, so I went to get some.

Then on my way home, I found Yoruichi on this vacuum cleaner stuck behind a telephone pole, so I thought I'd go drop them off.

Yoruichi

You really saved me there, Orihime.

Ichigo

Yoruichi! Yeah, I did see the poster earlier.

Yoruichi

How dare you forget about me? Don't you care about your friends?!

I happened to jump on this vacuum cleaner, and it decided to run away from the shop. We wandered all over the shopping center...

...until it ran out of power and suddenly stopped moving. It was a disaster!

Ichigo

Sounds like quite an adventure.

Kisuke

Yoruichi! We were so worried about you!

Yoruichi

You sure don't look like it! I know, Kisuke. You put up those posters and gave up looking for me after that!

Ichigo

Kisuke, I'm leaving the vacuum cleaner here.

Kisuke

I hope it's not broken. It cost me quite a bit. You can't play around with it, Yoruichi. It's not a toy.

Yoruichi

I see you were more worried about the vacuum cleaner than you were about me.

Kisuke

Oh, come on. That's not true.

Rukia

It's getting late. We should go home, Ichigo. Orihime, you too.

Kisuke

Be careful. It's already dark outside.

Ichigo

Do you want us to walk you, Orihime?

Orihime

Huh?! No, don't worry! Your sister's waiting for you, isn't she? I'll be perfectly fine!

Hollow

Rooooooaaaaarrr...

Rukia

Another Hollow!

3. After the battle

12 lines
Rukia

Good thing we stayed with you. Things could've been bad. Good job taking care of them.

Ichigo

These Hollows really need to take a break. It's the holidays.

Rukia

I don't think Hollows care if it's a holiday or not.

Ichigo

I'm just saying. Anyway, let's go home.

Orihime

Sorry for making you walk me home. Thanks a bunch, you two.

Rukia

It's nothing, really. Anyway, good night, Orihime.

Ichigo

Later.

Orihime

I'm glad this year is ending on a good note. Hehe.

Rukia

By the way, Ichigo.

Ichigo

What now?

Rukia

We never went to go look for Kon.

Ichigo

Oh, I forgot.