Chapter 1: The Charismatic Spiritualist

Uh, what are you doing?

What?! Ichigo, don't tell me you don't know Spirit Hunter!

It's Don Kanonji, the century's premier spiritualist! He's super popular right now!

No, I mean, I know him.

He's so cool!

(Wait, that's considered cool?)

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You're not watching with them?

Eh, I'm not interested.

Oh my god!!!

Now what? Don't yell so loud, Yuzu.

Next week's Spirit Hunter! They're gonna be in Karakura Town!

Let's go see it! Please, Dad!

Of course! We'll all go together!

Bohahahaha!

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Huh? Ichigo, you barely reacted at all. Don't you even know where it's from?

Uh, Spirit Hunter?

Yeah, isn't that show just the best?

Come on, then, Ichigo. Join in with me! Boha-

Let's go already. You can "bohaha" with me. Now, move.

Aww.

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What do you mean you're not going?

It's the best TV show in Japan! And it's gonna be broadcasting live from Karakura!

You live in this town, dude. You'd have to be dead to miss it!

Guess that makes me a zombie. Get lost.

But I already went to the trouble of asking Rukia to go!

Hiiii, Ichigo.

(Hiiii, Miss Pretender.)

Come on, Rukia. Bohahahaha!

No, I'd be too embarrassed to do it.

(Geez. She's becoming quite the little actress, isn't she?)