Chapter 1

Extra! Extra!

Hey, you guys! It's been a while, huh? How'ya you been doing?

I haven't had much opportunity to show up, and now all the kids are in their third year of high school. Time flies, huh?

Anyway, I'm here today to hand out Kon's School Newspaper and introduce them all!

First, let's start with Ichigo.

When he fought with Aizen and lost his Soul Reaper powers, he turned into a normal high schooler who couldn't even see ghosts.

He helped out other clubs when he could, and earned a bit by running errands for Ikumi Unagiya, the owner of an odd jobs service called Unagiya.

But thanks to a bunch of people like Rukia and Clog-Dude, he was able to get his Soul Reaper powers back in the end.

Ahhh, thank goodness for that, huh?

Hey, what're you doing here?

Huh?

Well, it's been forever since I did anything, and since it'd be sad if everyone forgot about you guys, I came here to do some introductions on your behalf!

You should be grateful!

Um, sure. Thanks, I guess?

More importantly, is that how you greet someone you haven't seen for this long?!

Oh. Yeah, now that you mention it, I haven't seen you in a while, huh?

Couldn't you have been nice and asked me where I was and how I've been doing? Or even say you were worried? You heartless monster!

Geez, you sure talk a lot. Just get on with the introductions already, will you?

Tch! If you're gonna be like that, then I'm not gonna do your introduction anymore!

Yeah, whatever. I don't really mind.

Anyway, moving on! Next!