Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Once Upon a Time in the Seireitei: Squad 2's Picture Scroll of Love

Chapter 2: The Object of Affection

Once Upon a Time in the Seireitei: Squad 2's Picture Scroll of Love. Soi Fon can no longer stomach the conduct of Squad 2's Third Seat. She launches an investigation so that she can report to Yoruichi, but...

2 scenes, 31 lines

1. Before the battle

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A few days before the inauguration of Kisuke Urahara, the new captain of Squad 12

Soi Fon

Lady Yoruichi, you are overestimating him!

Yoruichi

It wasn't really my intention to over- or under-estimate him.

Soi Fon

Forgive my insolence.

But I already believed you were making a mistake when you placed him in charge of the Confinement Unit.

The Confinement Unit is an important group that is supposed to survey and apprehend dangerous elements. He is not suited for the position!

I have a message from your captain. Third Seat, are you in your room? Answer me! Third Seat!

Kisuke

Sorry! I was sleeping.

Soi Fon

Wh-What is that smell?!

Kisuke

Ah... I've been cooped up in here for a while, researching.

Soi Fon

He is beyond filthy and stupid and lazy and mediocre!

Yoruichi

Well, he's not the hardest worker.

Even so, why are you so interested in Kisuke?

Soi Fon

I'm not! What I'm trying to say is...

Yoruichi

Well, it's fine. Hahaha!

Soi Fon

I don't know if they are old acquaintances or something, but she's too easy on him!

I must warn her!

2. After the battle

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Soi Fon

What does he think a Soul Reaper's duties are? He just wanders around aimlessly every day.

He procrastinates and has no public morals!

Misappropriates funds!

Drinks during the day!

If Lady Yoruichi knew the truth about him, she would have a change of heart.

Excuse me!

Yoruichi

Good timing.

Soi Fon

How can I help you?

Yoruichi

Kisuke is going to be taking the captain's exam today.

I think you should accompany him.

They normally prefer having only captains present, but I made a special request.

Soi Fon

Why do you want me to accompany him?

Yoruichi

You can be honest. I know that you're in love with Kisuke.

Soi Fon

Huh...?