Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Seaweed Game, A Challenge from S: Night Event

Night Event: Part 2

Seaweed Game, A Challenge from S: Night Event. A limited-time story that was performed as a live reading at the Brave Souls Fest 2025!

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1. After the battle

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Ambassador Seaweed

Ichigo Kurosaki!

Ichigo

What now?

Ambassador Seaweed

Do you remember? In the past, we fought some furious battles.

Ambassador Seaweed's Hot Seaweed Challenge and "Ambassador Seaweed's Cheerful Luck Tester"...

Ichigo

Hey, don't go making it sound like we're fated rivals or whatever. This is all you!

Ambassador Seaweed

Among them all, "Ambassador Seaweed's Tongue-Twister Trial" was especially fierce. Today, those yappers will be put to the test once more!

This next game is for those of you who didn't participate in the food review challenge. I expect you'll all give it your very best!

Orihime

This seems difficult. Give it your best shot, everyone!

Kon

I can handle it. Here goes!

"He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!"

And that's how we do!

Orihime

Wow, Kon! You nailed it!

Kon

Nothin' to it for the likes of me! So, who's next?!

Byakuya

I am. I shall now begin.

"He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!"

I've fulfilled my duty.

Uryu

That means it's my turn now.

"He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!" "He'd eat seaweed, she'd eat seaweed, we'd eat seaweed!"

Kon

Nice one, Uryu!

Uryu

I couldn't bear to fail here. Now only Ichigo remains. Good luck.

Ichigo

Thanks! Here goes...

Ambassador Seaweed

Hold it!

Ichigo

What's up?!

Ambassador Seaweed

Impressively, you've all cleared this challenge in one go. But for the final challenger, I've prepared a separate tongue twister.

It's a Team Seaweed special. You only have to say it once to clear it.

Ichigo

Don't go thinking that makes it okay! What the heck is this?!

Kon

No bellyaching, Ichigo. Get it done!

Orihime

You can do it, Ichigo!

Ichigo

Fine! I'll do it! Let's go!

"Out at sea I see seaweed seen by seamen wheedling weakened wheat men to weep and wheezily eat the seaweed instead of sheer wheat!"

How was that?!

Ambassador Seaweed

That was...

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

Ambassador Seaweed

Hm?

Ichigo

What was that noise?

Aizen

It sounded like a Soul Pager.

Byakuya

What is it, Renji? If it's about the Team Seaweed and Seireitei Bulletin joint channel project, then everything is proceeding smoothly.

What? There's a problem on Lieutenant Hisagi's end? What do you mean we have to start all over again?

Ichigo

Hey, Byakuya, your mic is picking up your phone call. We can hear you.

But nevermind that! Are you still behind Ambassador Seaweed? That plan with Hisagi was six years ago!

Orihime

Wait a minute. That voice was Rukia's brother this whole time?

Kon

You're kidding me. I didn't notice at all!

Uryu

I thought it was strange how he kept disappearing...

Aizen

Well, I suppose our entertainment will have to be cut short due to unforeseen circumstances.

Ambassador Seaweed

I suppose I have no choice.

Ichigo

You're still gonna do the voice? Enough already.

Ambassador Seaweed

No, we must finish what we've started! It's time for the final game!

In this final challenge, you will read a prepared announcement to the best of your abilities.

You will be judged on how engaging you can make it sound for the audience!

Ichigo

This isn't a game! It's just an ad! As usual.

Ambassador Seaweed

Getting the usual is nice in its own way! No complaining! Just bring on the next challenger!

Aizen

I see... Then allow me.

Thank you for participating in the "People's Choice Brave Souls Original Costume Poll."

The characters you've selected as the most desired to be seen in a new Brave Souls original costume will be revealed soon.

I hope you'll be looking forward to it...is a bit of an underwhelming line, isn't it?

Now, before anything else, I present to you: the Spirit Society version characters.

Would you humor me for a moment?

Ambassador Seaweed

You passed! All the games have been cleared!

*Ka-chunk*

Ambassador Seaweed

This concludes "Seaweed Game: A Challenge from S" presented by Team Seaweed!

Until next time!