Chapter 1

*Siiiiiigh*

Everybody's getting into the Christmas spirit, so why do I have to be all alone in a place like this?!

Oh, my sweet, busty Santa, where could you be...?

Sorry, Yuzu. Kisuke called, so I gotta go out for a little while.

Are you going to get home late?

I really can't say.

Hah! Ichigo thinks he can just run off on his own like that?!

Not on my watch!

Hello? You here, Kisuke?

Ah, Ichigo.

Er, what are you doing dressed up like Santa?

Huh?! Santa?! Where?!

You! Did you sneak into my bag again?!

So what if I did?! It's almost Christmas, ain't it?! How am I supposed to start the new year without meeting busty Santa?!

Busty Santa...? That's just Kisuke in a costume.

Well, if you were willing to assist me, you might just find what you're looking for...

Really?!

C'mon, Ichigo! I'm begging you! Just do whatever he asks!

Why do I have to help you?!

And why did you call me here in the first place?

Ah, well, you see...

Oh! Did you get called here too, Ichigo?

Huh? Oh, hey.

Yaaah! It's Shapely Santa Orihime, the ample-bosomed angel herself!