Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Arrancar Encyclopedia: Las Noches

Chapter 1: Operation Segment Take-Over!

Arrancar Encyclopedia: Las Noches. Nel, Pesche, and Dondochakka are getting hyped up as they're about to take over Gin's segment on the Arrancar Encyclopedia, but it looks like they're a bit lost.

3 scenes, 44 lines

1. Before the battle

21 lines

Las Noches...

Pesche

Hey, everyone! We're here today to present you with another exciting episode of the Arrancar Encyclopedia!

Nel

Is it already time?!

Dondochakka, we need to hurry up! It's already started!

Pesche

There's no time to slack off, you two. I know we haven't appeared on the show in a while, but you can't be lazy.

I keep telling you, as the hosts of a show, we must always maintain our professional mentality.

Gin

Wait a second! You can't just take over my segment like this!

And I don't think you should be making such a big racket in a place like this. How did you guys get in here anyway?

Pesche

Hmm?

My attention was completely on eternal tag, so I may have failed to notice, but could it be that...

...we're inside Las Noches?

Gin

How did you not notice when you entered?

Dondochakka

Oh, no! We have a problem!!!

Pesche

What's wrong, Dondochakka?!

Dondochakka

I don't know where the exit is! Which way did we come from?!

Nel

Uh-oh. Are we lost?

Pesche

Impossible! We're lost?!

............

We are lost!!!

Gin

Stop that already! Can't you guys ever lower your volume?

I'll take you to the exit. Just get out of here already, please!

2. Before the boss

19 lines
Pesche

We've been walking for a long time now. Are we close to the exit yet?

Dondochakka

These hallways are way too long. I'm getting tired.

Nel

Everything here looks the same. It's so boring.

Gin

Well, you guys are being rather rude. I'm doing you a favor by guiding you out.

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Interesting guests you have there. How did you get them in here?

Gin

Oh, hello there, Kaname.

I didn't bring them here. They somehow snuck their way in.

Not to mention, they've been trying to take over my segment, and it's turning into a big mess.

Kaname

It's not easy getting into Las Noches. There's no way they could've just snuck in.

Gin

That's what I thought too.

Dondochakka

Wait, Nel! You have to stop!!!

*Crash!!!*

Pesche

Nel, I told you to be careful here! The floors are needlessly slick and slippery for some unknown reason!

Nel

Gah, you're right. The floors here ARE needlessly slick and slippery.

Dondochakka

Look at that. You slipped and bashed into the wall because of this needlessly slick and slippery floor. If anyone finds out, we'll be in big trouble.

Kaname

Actually, Wonderweiss and I just cleaned the floors in this area not too long ago.

Nel

Nel gets it! That's why these floors are so needlessly slick and slippery!

Pesche

Very true! They're needlessly slick and...

Kaname

Go on.

3. After the battle

4 lines

We're very sorry for the trouble we've caused!!!

Nel

We promise we won't bash into any more walls here!

Kaname

Gin, make sure they are expelled from Las Noches immediately.

Gin

You don't have to tell me. That's what I've been trying to do.