Chapter 6: Shinji Act

Right, let's begin the audition.

Even if you're not interested in becoming the main hero, I still have to pick the other parts. So, everyone but Kensei has to participate.

What do you do in an audition?

First, you start off with a quick self-intro.

Then I'll present you with a situation, and you act it out as you feel fit.

I'll review your acting and your movements, and make my decisions based on that.

Wow, this is starting to sound like the real deal.

I'm actually feeling a little nervous.

Confidence is key when it comes to stuff like this.

Yeah! I'm ready to do this!

Alright, that's it! Good job, everyone!

That was actually pretty tiring.

Tell me about it. You guys were crazy with your self-intros.

Well, you already know us, so we gotta show you something a little more than usual.

Hey, you gave us pretty tough topics to work with too.

I'm so tired.

Really? I actually had a lot of fun.

You can rest for a while now.

I'll go ahead and announce my results.

The one who has been crowned the role of main character is... *Drum Roll* ...

...Miss Hiyori Sarugaki!

Who, me?! Really?!

Yeah, you. Your movements and your acting were spot on.

You're perfect for this role.

Heh, hear that?! So you finally understand the amazingness that is me!

Yeah, yeah. Totally understand.

Anyway, let's do a final check.

Check for what?

I want to know if you have the willpower to endure the tall demands I, as director, request of you as an actress.

Show me your enthusiasm about starring in this film. Give me all you've got!

Sure thing! I'll give it everything I got, baldy!

Ghah! *Cough* *Cough*

How was that, huh?!

Why do you have to kick me in the butt?! What if you tore my sphincter?!

You're the one who said to show you my enthusiasm, bald-headed Shinji.

Ugh, whatever. You pass.

Your outfit's over there. Go change and we'll begin filming as soon as you're ready.

The starring role. Mhmhm. I'm the main heroine. Hehehe.

I wonder what kind of movie it's gonna be.

It's gonna be great...

...and I'm gonna rise to stardom!

Hehehe. I'm pumped! I should get dressed. I'm gonna show the world!

Alright, everyone. We're gonna start filming now!

I'm pretty sure I wore this the right way, but...

...what the hell is this supposed to be?!

Huh? Well of course, it's the Great Beast Hiyora!

From the depths, she arose to punish the selfish humans who destroy the Earth!

She rains fire on all who stand before her, and leaves a path of destruction in her wake! A feisty monster that the screen cannot contain!

It's perfect for you, Hiyori. You're agile, ridiculously strong, and violent by nature.

Bald-headed idiot!!!

Hrbhh!!!

No way am I doing this, you dumbass!