Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Exclusive! A Close Look at the Sensational Spiritualist!

Chapter 1

Exclusive! A Close Look at the Sensational Spiritualist!. The nationally renowned Don Kanonji, the century's premier spiritualist, returns to his second hometown of Karakura once again to investigate a new case!

3 scenes, 42 lines

1. Before the battle

7 lines

I am the pride of the people, the century's premier spiritualist, Don Kanonji!

Don Kanonji

The spirits are always with you!

Bohahahahaha!

Don Kanonji, a spiritualist with a very unique purification chant, says Karakura Town is a place of great influence to him.

Don Kanonji

I will never forget my confrontation with the bad spirit at the abandoned hospital in Karakura Town.

That day was the anniversary of... Nay, not an anniversary, but a second birthday of mine!

This is a great chance for me to share some things I never have before. Let's take a trip down memory lane together, my dear interviewer.

2. Before the boss

14 lines

On a certain day at the abandoned hospital in Karakura Town...

Now then, the time has come once again for Don Kanonji to take the stage!

Don Kanonji

All right, let's send you over to the other side, baby!

Whoooaaa! There it is, folks! The Super Spirit Cane!

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Gaaaaaahhhhhh!

*Boooooom*

The evil spirits infesting the abandoned hospital are now gone, thanks to Don Kanonji's exorcism.

However, on that day, an accident happened due to the interference of a certain young man.

Don Kanonji

Run, boy!

Ichigo

Hey, look. You're the one who should be running!

Don Kanonji

Huh? Me, run? What are you saying?

Hollow

Roooooaaarrrr!

Ichigo

Let's go!

Don Kanonji

Urgh, ehhh, ahhh?!

3. After the battle

21 lines
Don Kanonji

Wait! Why are we running away, kid?!

Ichigo

Because I heard some idiot say we should run!

Don Kanonji

I know, but I was talking about you, kid! Not me! Kanonji runs from no one!

Ichigo

All right, can you explain this one to me? Why should I run away and you stay behind to fight?

Don Kanonji

Well, I... I have to stay because...

...because after all, I'm the hero.

Ichigo

What?!

Don Kanonji

Listen, little man. Do you have any idea the ratings my show pulls in for the network?

25%! One in every four households is watching my show!

And many of those viewers are children.

Ichigo

*Gasp*

Don Kanonji

Those children watch my adventures, and their hearts are inspired. They see me stand up to evil spirits, and learn what true courage is.

So, don'tcha get it? With all those kids out there watching my show, running isn't an option. Understand?

Ichigo

Don Kanonji, you're right.

Don Kanonji

You bet I am. Now, let's get out there and crush that monster.

Ichigo

Think, you idiot! You can't do that! What if the audience gets mixed up in it?!

You said you were a hero. Don't you think it's a hero's job to protect your fans, too?

That thing is going after people with high levels of spirit energy, like you and me!

There's no question it's gonna come after us, but we need to fight it in here, so no one in the audience will get hurt!

Don Kanonji

Kid...

I am amazed for you to have thought things through like that in the heat of battle.