Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Onward! Shinji's Theater

Chapter 2: Today's Chores

Onward! Shinji's Theater. Ichigo protests to Shinji about why the others don't seem to know what he is there for. Meanwhile, the rest of the Visoreds carry on with their usual routine.

3 scenes, 44 lines

1. Before the battle

17 lines
Kensei

I see you've got a lot of snacks for yourself again. Did you get us any real food?

Mashiro

That's not my problem! I'm not in charge of preparing the meals today.

These are my snacks! You'd better not eat them!

Love

I never asked for them. Wait, so who's in charge of getting us lunch today?

Hachigen

I believe it was Lisa's turn.

Shinji

Hey, Lisa. I know you love reading your magazine, but can you get us some food first?

Huh? Where'd she go?

Ichigo

Maybe she went shopping for food. I mean, she's in charge of it, right?

Love

I highly doubt it. My guess is that she plans to make excuses later saying she was too busy staring at her magazine.

Mashiro

Awwww! But I'm hungry!

Kensei

You have all those snacks. Eat them.

Mashiro

But these are for later!

Hiyori

Quit crying already. Why doesn't someone just go and get Lisa?

Oh, Ichigo. Since you're here anyway, you should go get her.

Ichigo

Why me?

Shinji

All right, fine. I'll come with you.

Ichigo

Why don't you just go yourself?!

2. Before the boss

16 lines
Shinji

Hey, Lisa. Before you do that, go prepare lunch. It's your turn.

Lisa

Oh... I forgot it was today.

But you know, I'm not even that hungry yet. I'm not quite in the mood right now.

Oh, I know. We should try out someone else's cooking today. Ichigo, you make it.

Ichigo

Why do I have to take over your chores? I'm just here because Shinji told me to come.

If I wanted to eat, I'd go home.

Lisa

Fine, let's do this. Whoever loses at rock-paper-scissors has to make it.

Ichigo

And you really think I'd play?

Hey, Shinji. Can I go home yet?

Shinji

You're no fun sometimes.

Kensei

Lisa, Shinji, Ichigo! Have you decided what's going on with lunch? Mashiro's bugging the hell out of me. Hurry it up, will you?

Ichigo

Don't try to make me a part of your chore routine, dammit!

Lisa

After some discussion, we've decided we'll choose with a game of rock-paper-scissors. Since you're here now, you're joining too, Kensei.

Kensei

What?!

Shinji

Let's just do it. We're just swapping turns anyway. If you don't play, you lose. Got that?

Lisa

Ready? Rock, paper, scissors!

3. After the battle

11 lines
Kensei

Seriously, this just isn't right. Lisa, you better take care of lunch tomorrow. Don't even think about skipping it.

Lisa

I know, I know. I'll take care of it tomorrow.

Shinji

Hey, Kensei. Since you're cooking, you should let Ichigo try your okonomiyaki.

Kensei

Huh? Shouldn't you or Hiyori make it, then?

Shinji

Well, ours is more authentic, but you're better at cooking. Might as well eat something that's more delicious, right?

Kensei

Ugh, fine. I'll go take a look at the ingredients we have.

Ichigo

Kensei's good at cooking, huh? I didn't expect that. He seemed pretty confident too.

Lisa

Yeah, he needs to be more honest with himself.

Ichigo

Yeah, and you're too honest with your love for sexy magazines.

Lisa

You're interested in them too, aren't you? I'll lend you some of my favorites.

Ichigo

Uh, no thanks.