Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Karakura Investigation Unit

Chapter 4: Mysterious Incantation

Karakura Investigation Unit. When Ichigo, Chad, and Keigo talk about what to eat for lunch, Ikkaku and Yumichika don't understand what they are saying and mistake their words for some unknown language.

2 scenes, 55 lines

1. Before the battle

43 lines
Yumichika

Ah, interesting. It appears each home can be quite different on the inside.

Ikkaku

Yeah, I've never seen this before.

Keigo Asano

Hey, stop it! You shouldn't touch people's things without asking for permission first!

Ichigo

Why are you in my house?

Care to explain what's going on, Keigo?

Keigo Asano

You gotta help me, Ichigo! These people are your friends, aren't they?

I ran into them last night on the streets, and then things happened, and now they're staying at my place.

Ichigo

How did that happen?

Keigo Asano

A lot of things! It was so crazy! My sister fell in love at first sight with Ikkaku!

Which is pretty much the reason they're still staying at my house. But I couldn't care less about that!

I heard them talking about Soul Reapers and ghosts! It's flat-out frightening!

Maybe I don't have the same sense of humor as them, but I really don't understand where they're coming from sometimes.

And to top it off, their personalities change all of a sudden! They give me the creeps!

I don't even know what to do anymore! Help me, Ichigo! Pleaaaaase!

Ikkaku

You know we can hear you, right?

So that's how you feel about us.

Yumichika

Hey, Ikkaku. What do you think this box is for?

Ikkaku

Huh? Well, this part looks like a handle.

Ichigo

Don't go into the kitchen!

What are you guys here for anyway?

Yumichika

Head Captain's orders. We're here to investigate the Enriched Spirit Zone of Karakura Town.

Several of us Seat Officers are on a mission in this world right now.

Ichigo

Investigate? Did something happen again?

Yumichika

Don't worry. Nothing's happened yet.

But there's always a chance someone could get sent to Karakura Town if anything actually happens.

So it's been decided that we do prior research here, just in case.

Ichigo

What kind of research could you possibly-

*Ding*

Ikkaku

Woah! It made a sound!

Ichigo

Don't use the microwave when it's empty!!!

Seriously, though! You guys are a mess!

Will you all please leave, now? I'm about to go out.

Keigo Asano

You can't do this to me! You really think I can fend for myself?! Where are you going anyway? It's a date, isn't it?!

Ichigo

No, I promised Chad I'd go get ramen with him.

Keigo Asano

Ramen? You mean that new place that recently opened in the shopping center?

I'm down! Why don't you guys come too? You're both hungry, aren't you?!

Ikkaku

Uh, I guess I could be.

Keigo Asano

Right! It's been decided!

Ichigo

What?! Why are you the one making the decisions?

Keigo Asano

It'll be fine! Come on, Ichigo! We gotta go, or the noodles are gonna get soggy!

Ichigo

How could they be soggy if we haven't even ordered them yet!

Keigo Asano

Hurry up! Chad's waiting for you!

Ichigo

Dammit, Keigo!

2. After the battle

12 lines
Ichigo

That was really good. I understand why they've become so popular.

Chad

Mhm.

Keigo Asano

You sure do eat a lot. What was it, a veggies-to-the-peaks with mixed-garlic-plus? You couldn't even see the noodles underneath.

Chad

Oh? But Ichigo's was similar.

Ichigo

Nah, I can only eat a veggies-on-the-double with garlic-plus at most.

Ikkaku

I thought I heard them chanting weird spells at the restaurant. I wonder what that was about.

Yumichika

You're asking the wrong person. But seeing as how the amount of food they got in their bowls were different from ours...

...perhaps eating meals in the world of the living is far different from what we had believed.

Maybe there are rituals and incantations involved.

Ikkaku

You might be right. We still have to figure out the conspiracy behind the hand-made rice balls from yesterday, too.

Yumichika

Thinking back on it, maybe you needed a spell to open that wrapper.

Ikkaku

Hmm, that could have been it.