Chapter 4: Melee in the Desert

Eeeee... That was a close one.

Are you all right?! I was afraid we might've lost you forever.

Gin, I just received a message from Lord Aizen that the video feed stopped coming in. Did something happen?

Oh, my. I'm sorry about that. But not to worry. Nothing major happened here.

What kind of treatment is this?! Who do you think we are?!

You barged in on us without invitation, and here you are complaining. What am I supposed to think of this?

It doesn't matter. I need you to resume the video feed at once.

Aye, aye.

Rrahhhhh!

That's all you got?! Hurry up and die already!

This seems to be...

An internal feud! They probably weren't even a friendly team to begin with! The battle was on the moment they started!

This is supposed to be game of capture the flag...

You're all so pathetic.

Ulquiorra?! What the hell are you doing here?!

It shouldn't be that hard to guess. I'm here to take your flag.

You think you can win on your own?

I like to think I'm not foolish enough to attempt a fight I have no chance of winning.

At least not as foolish as you two who have been fighting a meaningless battle all this time.

So you think you're smarter than us, huh? Ha-ha, very funny. I was starting to get bored of fighting the same person.

How about we take your flag instead?!

Cero.

Like you're gonna get me with that!

Tch! Get out of my way!

You're the one in my way. Get out of my sight.

I don't see much difference between you. Disappear.

Who is it now?!

Your flag's gone.

What?!

Hello, Espadas. Why don't you allow us to take the flag?

It really helps that all of you love bickering with each other.

I won't deny that stealing does sound a bit like we're playing dirty, but Lord Aizen has given us this chance. We'll make use of it as best we can!

Damn you.

Now, we have an unexpected turn of events! A break-in by the Privaron Espada!

That's why I said it won't be as easy.

Ah-hah! Which means this was planned all along, am I right?!

If the game ends with their flags being stolen by Arrancar who are lower ranked than them, it would be embarrassing for the Espada.

Hey, commentator! No, wait. I'm the one giving commentary! Anyway! Explain what you mean so that I, the real commentator, can understand!

I'm having a hard time trying to make sense of what you just said...