Chapter 1

Now you've really gone and done it.

You're probably thinking I should surrender, since I'm so hopelessly outnumbered.

But even though I'm pissed off about you killing my comrades, there are certain techniques I can finally use now that they're gone.

Your perception. Your whole reality. It's about to get flipped upside-down.

Bankai! Sakashimayokoshima Happofusagari.

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Your sense of enemy and ally has been reversed, making you attack your own side. All thanks to my Bankai, Sakashimayokoshima Happofusagari.

Unfortunately, the way enemies and allies are all mixed up in the Seireitei right now, I can't just use it whenever and wherever I want.

Who are you?

I got this, Sajin. You can go.

Thanks.

Hey! I didn't say that the doggy could go...

Hn?

What's the matter? Feeling sick or something?

Wh-What is this...

Sakanade. It's my Zanpakuto. Everything you see is suddenly reversed. Up is down and left is right.

Makes it very difficult to fight. Feeling dizzy? Oh, just wait! I've been practicing to have my words come out backwards, too.

This won't stop me!

I told you it would be difficult.

Pardon me for not introducing myself earlier. I'm Captain of Squad 5, Shinji Hirako.

What the hell are you saying?!

*gasp*

I'm seriously not a fan of killing girls, but I hope you'll forgive me.

Did you miss the part about everything being reversed? Maybe you should call your friends for help.

............

Oh. Sorry. I can see you don't have any friends.

I'm going to wipe that stupid grin off your face and then I'll finish Doggy.

You won't be doing either of those things.