Chapter 1: A Wonderful Vacation?!

The gleaming sun, the shimmering pool...!

What a perfect getaway! Now, where are my sexy babes in their bikinis?!

Not here, obviously. Where is everyone anyway?

So we've decided that we will be going on a group vacation sometime soon. Kon, we really want you to join us.

You're gonna let me come?! I'd love to!

You mean with a group of Soul Reapers? Why are you inviting Kon of all people?

You joined us on our last trip with the 13 Court Guard Squads. Remember that?

We were planning another trip where we can go on a vacation like that.

But as we were talking through the details of the trip, we came to a conclusion that we would need Kon to be there.

If you want to come too, Ichigo, you're free to tag along.

That Rukia... She's the one who invited us. Where is she?

You weren't the one she invited! I was! Get it right! You're just a plus one so shut up!

And who do you think carried you all the way out here? I mean, didn't you think it was strange when she said she needed you to be there?

Ichigo, Kon, I apologize for the wait.

Oh, did Yoruichi not come with you?

Yoruichi? No, she's not with us. I didn't even know she was coming.

Captain Soi Fon mentioned she'd be here too, but... Well, never mind that.

Anyway, you should get changed first. The guys' dressing room is over there.

Then I'll go say hi to the gals over in the ladies' dressing room while I wait.

Forget that! You're coming with me!

You evil demon! Boring virgin! Not looking for the ladies' dressing room is like eating rice without cooking it!

What kind of analogy is that?

The members of this trip are Soul Reapers, which means Rangiku and the others are in there. If you go in now, you'll come out as a ball of cotton.

Alright, then. Since that last trip was a disaster, I'm going to relax this time around.

Ichigo and Kon! I've been waiting for you!

Ooooh yes, that voice! My dearest busty angel, Orihi-... Huh?

The pool here is so much fun!

Oh, and this water gun is amazing! It shoots out super far! Lemme show you!

Wait... Is that really just a water gun?

Ahhhh!!! Orihime, your love is super cold!!!

I-I'm so sorry, Kon. I didn't mean to hit you straight in the face.

He'll dry up in no time in this weather.

But tell me, where did you get that water gun?

They let me borrow it when I got here. They said this should be enough to level the playing field.

The playing field...?

So this is where you were. I've been looking for you.

Orihime, the battle hasn't started yet. It's too early for you to shoot the target.

Oh, you're right. I got carried away because this is so much fun.

Hold on, Rukia. You owe me a full explanation.

I thought this was a relaxing vacation!