Renji: Chapter 2

So, where are you headed, Kon?

Huh? Well, I'm busy as a bee! I'm on an important mission to go out to town and stare at the pretty ladies.

And if the chance shall arise, I'll have to do some smooching and touching as well!

If Ichigo finds out, he'll lock you up in Gikongan form and never use you again.

Whatever, man! Who the hell has time to be afraid of Ichigo?!

Well, I'm off. Later!

............

(Maybe if I follow him, I'll find out what Hello-ween is about.)

Hey, wait up, Kon.

Well, this is a rare sight. What are you two doing together?

And what a beautiful sight! Oh, it's so divine! Hello, my dear Rangikuuuu!!!

Urp.

What's with the outfit?

It looks pretty good on me, don't you think?

I wasn't talking about whether or not it looks good on you.

Orihime's doing a seasonal part-time job and it sounded fun, so I thought I'd join her.

A part-time job? Are you even allowed to do that? What did Captain Hitsugaya say?

He actually told me to go. He said it'd be more peaceful for him that way. See, I got my permission.

Oh, why don't you join us too, Renji? All you have to do is dress up in a Halloween costume and pass out tissues.

Wait, so you know what Hello-ween is?

Of course I do. The world of the living has so many events. It's so much fun.

How is it that you and Kon know so much more about the world of the living?

Hm? You mean you don't know about it?

Er...

Aha! You still need to catch up on your studies, I see. Stop being so lazy and come out more often.

Be proactive! Enjoy what's out here while you can!

I think you're enjoying it way too much.

You're so lame. You're not gonna get any girls like that, you know.

Why don't we get you into a costume and see how that goes.

How did we go from that to this?!

Oh, no need to be so shy.

Woah?! Wait, stop, no!

Gah, enough, Rangiku! I need to head back!

You're such a party pooper sometimes.

Hmm, I still don't know what Hello-ween is. Rangiku mentioned dressing up in costumes.

Ah, Rangiku. She was so glamorous.

How long have you been following me?

Renji, you need to understand what it means to be a man. Maybe I need to teach you a lesson about the hopes and dreams that this world has to offer.

And with that, it's been decided. We're off to see the night life!

Huh? What? Why me?

Busty paradise, here we come!!!