Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, The Lieutenant Shuffle 2

Chapter 2: Mayuri's Measures

The Lieutenant Shuffle 2. The lieutenant swap has begun. As before, Squad 10 isn't experiencing any problems, but the same cannot be said for Mayuri and Squad 12's stand-in lieutenant.

3 scenes, 24 lines

1. Before the battle

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Mayuri

This is simply beyond frustrating! Why must we do such stupid things? These exchanges are a hindrance to the progress of my research!

And of all the idiots, the lieutenant I get assigned with...

Yachiru

Woohoo! There's so many weird things here!

Mayuri

...is this little brat!

But I can't lose my temper just yet. I've already devised a countermeasure for this.

Yachiru

Ooh! Snackies! A whole mountain of them!

Mayuri

You can eat all of them if you like.

Yachiru

Really?! Are you sure?!

Mayuri

But in exchange, you must not move from here. Do you understand?

Yachiru

Okay!

2. Before the boss

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Mayuri

Hmm. That seemed to work out quite well.

If I can maintain this state, I wouldn't mind allowing the lieutenant exchange.

Now, if only I can finish this week without any further interruptions...

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

Mayuri

What?! Why is the alarm going off?

Yachiru

Hahahaha! This big thing makes so much noise!

Mayuri

What is the matter with you?! Did you not hear me when I told you to stay put?!

Yachiru

Ooh! This one over here has a bunch of buttons! Let's see what kind of sounds they make!

Mayuri

Don't you dare lay another finger on my research equipment!!!

3. After the battle

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Mayuri

My research... My lab... You've ruined it all!!!

Do you even know how many years it took for me to get this together?!

Beeeeeep! Beep! Beep!

Yachiru

Wheeee! Hahahaha!

Mayuri

Absolutely unacceptable! This is why I hate each and every single member of Squad 11!!!