Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Manly Erotic Conquest of the Soul Society

Chapter 4: You're in Real Trouble Now!

Kon's Manly Erotic Conquest of the Soul Society. Kenpachi sees Kon accidentally using Vermillion Hisagomaru's power, and now he's after Kon. Kon's peril continues.

3 scenes, 33 lines

1. Before the battle

8 lines
Kenpachi

Damn. Where'd that kid go? He's good at running, I'll give him that.

Kon

(There's no way I can win against him! Hold my breath! Hold it! If he finds me, I'm gonna be killed!)

???

Ko-n? Where did you go?

Kon

(That voice!)

Hanataro

Would you please give me back my Gigai?

Come on, Kon! Where are you?

Kon

(It's Hanataro! Hey! My body!)

(Ohh, yeahhhh! If I trade places with him now, all my troubles will be over!)

2. Before the boss

6 lines
Kon

Luck's on my side now! Hanataro! Toss that over here, now!

Hanataro

Oh, there you are, Kon! Uh, right! Here it goes!

Kon

All right, now! Hiyah! May misfortune be upon you!

Yachiru

La, la, la...

Kon

(Wh-What the hell?! How'd she pop out of nowhere and conveniently get herself between me and my body?!)

Hanataro

Uhhhh, Lieutenant Kusajishi!

3. After the battle

19 lines
Yachiru

What is this thing?

Kon

(Oh boy, this is bad! Super bad! I'm separated from my body!)

Hanataro

Um, please wait, Lieutenant Kusajishi!

Uh, that pill you have there! I think that maybe you should put it into the stuffed animal's mouth!

Kon

(Good call, Hanataro! What a team player!)

Yachiru

Why?

Hanataro

Well, uh... That's because, um...

Kon

(I'm counting on you here! You better say something good!)

Hanataro

...because something really, really fun will happen!

Kon

(That's so stupid!)

Yachiru

All right!

Kon

(And you believe it?! What the-hng?!)

Gahhhh! Yes! Finally, Kon is back!

Yachiru

............

Kon

Uh... Huh?

Yachiru

Haha! It's an edible doll!

Kon

Ahh! Don't eat me! I'll give you indigestion! What the hell's an edible doll anyway?!

Yachiru

Nom nom!

Kon

Ahhhh! I'm not dinner!!!