Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Spirit Hunter

Chapter 2: Mission Accomplished?

Spirit Hunter. Ichigo arrives at the location for the Spirit Hunter live broadcast and gets his first look at Don Kanonji, the charismatic spiritualist that everyone has been talking about. However, something is wrong with Don Kanonji's exorcism method.

3 scenes, 72 lines

1. Before the battle

23 lines

The next week...

Keigo Asano

What's the deal? You made such a fuss about not going, and you're here!

Ichigo

Ugh, shut up.

Orihime

Ichigo!

I'm, uh, sorry for the other day.

Ichigo

Whaddya mean?

Orihime

It's just that Tatsuki was telling me you really can't stand TV shows like this one.

And I had no idea.

Ichigo

That's cool. It's really no big deal.

Look at those two. They know it drives me nuts, but they do it anyway.

Bohahahaha!

Orihime

But you still showed up. Why is that?

Ichigo

Oh, yeah. Well, my dad and my little sister go out of their minds for Spirit Hunter.

Orihime

And that's why you're here?

Ichigo

Guess so. I couldn't just let them come alone, ya know?

Orihime

Wow, you've got such a good heart, Ichigo.

Ichigo

Why? Isn't that normal?

Orihime

Uh...

Oh, yeah. That's normal.

Mmhm. Very normal.

Tatsuki

Hey, Orihime! We're gonna head on without ya!

Orihime

Oh, hey! Hold on, Tatsuki! Wait up!

Yuzu Kurosaki

Hurry up, Ichigo!

2. Before the boss

40 lines

And now folks, let's give him a warm welcome! This century's premier spiritualist...

...and messenger from hell, Mister Don Kanonji!!!

Don Kanonji

The spirits are always with you!!!

Hold on to your seats, my babies. It's time again to hear the spirits cry!

So tell us, what do you think of this place? Well?

Don Kanonji

The stench of the spirit world hangs in the air around us.

I'd have to say, it smells like bad spirits!

Bohahahaha!

Rukia

Bohahahaha!

Ichigo

............

Rukia

Hey, what's with the serious look?

As long as you're here, you might as well try and have fun.

Ichigo

Shut up, I'm always like this.

Rukia

Between all of your school work and your duties as a Soul Reaper, you must be exhausted.

Use tonight to enjoy yourself a little.

Ichigo

What? Are you...

Rukia

By the way, tell me, what is this festival all about?

Ichigo

You mean you showed up here without even knowing?!

Rukia

I see. It's television. I get it. So that's what the festival's about.

Ichigo

(Yeah, she doesn't get it at all.)

Seriously, you'd think there'd really be spirits in a place like this?

???

Rooaaarrrr...

Rukia

So there is one here.

Ichigo

Hey, shouldn't you perform a Konso for it?

Rukia

We don't want the spirit to become agitated with this many people around.

We'll do the Konso after the show.

Now then, the time has come once again for Don Kanonji to take the stage!

Don Kanonji

Hmm, this is bad. It's a pretty evil spirit.

Very well. By the power of my Super Spirit Cane, I'll wipe him from the earth!

*Stab*

Don Kanonji

All right, let's send you over to the other side, baby!

Woooaaah! There it is folks! The Super Spirit Cane!

An unusual move for him this early in the game!

Rukia

The fool!

Ichigo

What the hell does he think he's doing?!

Stop it!

Don Kanonji

Huh?! What's wrong with you, kid?

Oh, wait! I get it! You're dead, but you're a fan, aren't you?!

Ichigo

Don't make me kill you.

???

Gaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

3. After the battle

9 lines

*Booooom!*

Ichigo

He's gone.

Don Kanonji

Yeah! Mission accomplished, baby!

Another successful soul purification!

Ichigo

Are you kidding?

Did that really get rid of the spirit?

Hollow

Roooooaaarrrr!

Rukia

Look out, Ichigo! Above you!!!

Huh?!