Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Burn the Witch

Chapter 3

Burn the Witch. As the two witches rush to put an end to Osushi's outburst (and Balgo's peril), a new dragon swoops in to attack.

3 scenes, 62 lines

1. Before the battle

26 lines
Ninny

And for the last time, why don't you put a muzzle on Osushi when you go out?!

Being a Dragonclad, you're the ONLY civilian who can touch Osushi and not get locked up! Don't you get it?!

Balgo

But, I DID put it on him! It just got ripped off when Osushi suddenly sprouted wings while we were walking!

Noel

Did he really grow wings without anything triggering it?!

Balgo

Uh, yes!

Noel

Where did it happen?!

Balgo

Huh? You wanna know where?

Noel

Please try to remember!

Osushi's wings usually appear when you try to bark like Osushi.

Or whenever you sneeze. Or when you start cracking up at something.

Or... When you're in mortal danger, Balgo.

Dragon

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Noel

It happens because you're a Dragonclad. Dragons are aggressively attracted to you.

For now, I need you to take Osushi and go somewhere where there are as few people as possible.

Ninny, the barrier tape!

Ninny

On it! So, what now?

Noel

Magic number 04: Stun Ball!

Ninny

So, wait, what was the point of the tape?!

Noel

Just in case.

Oh, Chief. We've subdued a dragon, so I was thinking we should get some kind of a bonus.

Chief

So, you're saying you don't know what kind of dragon it is?

Noel

That's exactly what I'm saying. I've never seen one like it, so I don't know what kind it is.

It was pretty worked up and flailing about, so I stunned it to shut it up.

Ninny

Niiha!

I could've sworn it went Lights Out.

Chief! A dragon blockade, Rutherford Street! We've got a Dark Dragon here!

2. Before the boss

13 lines

This is a notice from BBC Reverse London. Due to a Dark Dragon Alert, Rutherford Street is now under a dragon blockade.

Everyone in the nearby vicinity should seek shelter immediately. Wing Bind has the situation under control.

Ninny

Y'know what always gets under my skin? Doesn't it piss you off when they say Wing Bind has the situation under control? Annoying, right?

Noel

Not really. I mean it is our job after all, you know.

Ninny

That's not what I mean! I'd be fine with it if we said it ourselves. Why's the BBC the one announcing it?

Noel

Hi, Chief. The dragon blockade's set up. It's time we tagged in the Sabres.

Ninny

............

Noel

Sorry, what do you think you're doing?

Ninny

Heh! That's usually my line! You're gonna let the Sabres take all the credit?

We can't pass this up. A chance to show HR our true power!

Noel

Our duty as Pipers is a simple one. Take the dragons to pasture and harvest from them. We don't need to be powerful.

Ninny

Yeah, yeah, like I said before... MY mission is to become one of the Sabres!

Noel

Personally, that doesn't interest me in the slightest.

3. After the battle

23 lines

Wing Bind Supreme Powers That Be Top of Horns

Bruno

Hey, this is a huge deal!

Bruno Bangnyfe (Magic Circle Corps: Inks)

Roy B. Dipper (Incantation Corps: Anthems)

Cquntnire Milieve (Liturgy Corps: Sacreds)

Tronbone Takkinen (Minstrel Corps: Pipers)

Sullivan Squire (Tactical Corps: Sabres)

Saka Rynn (Development Corps: Patchworks)

Bruno

Could you show up for once?!

Harry Shayk (Accounting Corps: Billionaires)

Bruno

And you! Stop chewing gum!

How many years has it been? A century?!

Roy

Ninety six years, to be precise.

Bruno

Huh? Yeah, that's basically a century, dude!

Anyway, like I was saying, it's been a whole century since we last let a Dark Dragon get into Reverse London! If this isn't a catastrophe, what the hell is?!

You guys seriously have nothing to say about all of this?! Am I the only one pissed off here? Huh?!

Anyway, my point is...

...the problem is that this Balgo guy just runs around doing whatever he wants!

What do YOU say, Old Man Wolfy?

Wolfgang Slashhaut (Personnel Affairs Divine Punishment Corps: Gallows)

Wolfgang

Trust me, this individual has been the topic of countless heated discussions within our squad in just the one month since he became a Dragonclad.

This situation occurred due to our own negligence. Therefore, we cannot simply ignore it.

We will proceed with the plan to eliminate the Dragonclad known as Balgo Parks.