Soul Reapers' Christmas Eve: Chapter 5

Hm? Is that Orihime I spy?

Orihime!

Ichigo and Shinji? It's not often I see you two walking around town.

He said he was gonna go buy cake, and I have nothing to do, so I tagged along.

You sure are looking cute today. Were you on a Christmas date with someone?

Wh-What? A date?! No, no way!

It's nothing like that, Ichigo!

You don't have to tell me. I know.

Oh...right. Of course. Haha.

You idiot!!!

Oww! What the hell was that for?!

You really don't understand girls, do you?! That's why we say you're so insensitive!

Huh?

Oh, uh, actually! I'm in a little rush, so I'm going to get going!

I'll see you later, Ichigo!

Yeah, watch your step.

Aw, no "good-bye" for me?

What are you up to with that bored looking, stupid face, baldy Shinji?

I'll ask you, what are you doing in that embarrassing-looking outfit?

Embarrassing?! You have this super cute reindeer in front of you and you're calling it embarrassing? Your eyes are rotten!

*Chuckle*

Don't chuckle in the corner, you little scum!

Whatever. What are you doing in the monkey costume anyway?

What part of this looks like a monkey?! Don't you see the antlers? You must really be blind!

I'm working a part-time job. I told you a while ago that I'd be selling Christmas cakes.

Lisa's working at the same place too.

Did you say cake?

So you're saying Lisa's dressed up in that centaur outfit too?

It's a reindeer, you idiot! Why would there be monkeys and centaurs at Christmas?! Where's your knowledge of the holiday seasons?!

Ugh! You've really pissed me off now!

If you guys lose to me, you're buying some cake!

What? How did we go from this to that?

We work by commission, so I want both of you to buy ten each.

I can't afford that!

Shut up!

Open your damn eyes and admit to how adorably cute I am!

Check that out! See how quickly I can move and attack even while wearing this costume? I'm amazing.

But you lost.

Shut your mouth!

Well, do your best out there and labor away, adorable antelope.

I told you it's a reindeer!