Chapter 2: Good Hospitality

Oh, so now you're curious? But how would I do that?

Uh... Well...

How about this?

We'll all brew the same type of tea and serve it to someone. You said all that about us, so why don't you actually prove your capability?

Yeah, that's a good idea! You'll be sorry you badmouthed us!

Fine by me. But who are we going to serve the tea to?

Hey!

What the?! Don't just come out of nowhere like that!

Looks like you're all having fun. I'm bored right now, so let me help you.

Help us? You mean...

Oh, why not? Let's get this over with.

Do you even know what good tea tastes like?

What's that supposed to mean? Fine, I'll bring one more judge. Happy?

And that's why I was dragged all the way out here? If you want to argue, by all means, go ahead. I don't want to be bothered.

You never want to do anything! That's why I brought you some fun! Come on! Wake up, Stark!

Calm down. I am awake, aren't I?

So, what is it? What do you want me to do?

We'd like for you to determine who brews the best tea.

Huh?

You must be tired from all their yapping. These kids just don't know how to behave.

So how about some delicious tea to relax your mind?

It better not have anything strange in it.

Excuse me?! What's that supposed to mean?! That's extremely rude!

Hey, wait a minute! That's cheating! How come you're already serving the tea?!

What part of this is cheating? Our little contest already started.

You meatheads simply failed to realize that. Why don't you admit defeat and go back crying to your own homes?

I'd never admit defeat! And that aside, none of us said we're starting yet!

Hey, if you're gonna argue, can you go do it somewhere else?

Let it go, Apache. Now's not the time for your quibble. We have to redeem ourselves.

Oh, is that right?! What makes you think you're in charge all of a sudden?!

Can we please stop that? Do you both realize that's exactly the reason why we're in this predicament to begin with?

You're already enough of a nuisance. Am I asking too much if I said you two need to shut up for a few seconds?

Come on, really. Go somewhere else and do this.

Oh, dear. Look at you girls with your petty quarrel again. I really think you should just give up.

After all, you and I are on different levels to start with. It's not a shame if you throw in the towel.

You need to shut up! Wait right there. You're gonna be so sorry when I come back!