Bleach: Brave Souls story · Event, Wake Up! Shinji's Theater
Episode 1: Tumultuous Morning
Wake Up! Shinji's Theater. The Visored crew is woken up much too early and on the wrong side of the bed.
3 scenes, 32 lines
1. Before the battle
9 linesKarakura Town...
Aaaaah!!! Dammit, it's too early for this racket!!
You're just adding to the racket, you know that? Pipe down. You're making my head hurt.
Don't you dare compare my sweet voice to that noise outside!
Every. Single. Morning. What are they even doing?!
Morning aerobics or something. Can't they do that at a park instead of near this crumbling ruin?
I assume they got a complaint and had to relocate here. I mean, nobody would think people live here.
It's probably only during summer vacation. You can endure that much, right?
Like hell I can! How long do you think summer vacations are?!
2. Before the boss
14 lines*Sigh* Definitely didn't get enough sleep. I am going back to bed.
Hey, who took the manga that I left here?
Oh, I'm borrowing it at the moment. I'll be done with it soon enough.
Why are you reading it before me in the first place? I paid for it. It's mine.
It's not like you don't read my manga before I do. Just let me finish.
Well, they seem more volatile than usual.
It must be the noise in the morning. No one can get a good night's sleep with that racket right outside!
Have you heard the saying, "If you can't beat them, join them"? Maybe it'll be good for us.
I don't know.
The noise doesn't bother me that much. I think I'll pass.
I bet you're just not a morning person! You can't get up in the morning, that's why you don't want to do it.
Excuse me? I don't need to hear that from someone who spends her whole day sleeping!
I'm not sleeping! I'm sleepy because I don't sleep! You're so annoying!
Hey, idiots, could you all just shut up for half a second or something?!
3. After the battle
9 linesYes, shouting at the top of your lungs really isn't helpful.
It might be better for us to try to, ahem, encourage them to relocate.
Yeah, we could scare the living crap out of them so they decide to never step foot near here again.
Calm down. Why do you always have to be so intense all the time?
Hm, but a ghost sighting might be a good way to scare people and kids off.
That's not a bad suggestion. We could make some loud noises, make people think it's a haunting.
If we're really going to do this, we ought to do it once all of them have shown up so they all know not to come back again.
Now that sounds like a plan! Let's get this going already! If we start now, we'll be ready for them tomorrow morning.
Are we seriously doing this?



