Bleach: Brave Souls story · Event, Wake Up! Shinji's Theater

Episode 1: Tumultuous Morning

Wake Up! Shinji's Theater. The Visored crew is woken up much too early and on the wrong side of the bed.

3 scenes, 32 lines

1. Before the battle

9 lines

Karakura Town...

Hiyori

Aaaaah!!! Dammit, it's too early for this racket!!

Shinji

You're just adding to the racket, you know that? Pipe down. You're making my head hurt.

Hiyori

Don't you dare compare my sweet voice to that noise outside!

Every. Single. Morning. What are they even doing?!

Lisa

Morning aerobics or something. Can't they do that at a park instead of near this crumbling ruin?

Shinji

I assume they got a complaint and had to relocate here. I mean, nobody would think people live here.

It's probably only during summer vacation. You can endure that much, right?

Hiyori

Like hell I can! How long do you think summer vacations are?!

2. Before the boss

14 lines
Hiyori

*Sigh* Definitely didn't get enough sleep. I am going back to bed.

Love

Hey, who took the manga that I left here?

Rose

Oh, I'm borrowing it at the moment. I'll be done with it soon enough.

Love

Why are you reading it before me in the first place? I paid for it. It's mine.

Rose

It's not like you don't read my manga before I do. Just let me finish.

Shinji

Well, they seem more volatile than usual.

Lisa

It must be the noise in the morning. No one can get a good night's sleep with that racket right outside!

Hachigen

Have you heard the saying, "If you can't beat them, join them"? Maybe it'll be good for us.

Kensei

I don't know.

The noise doesn't bother me that much. I think I'll pass.

Mashiro

I bet you're just not a morning person! You can't get up in the morning, that's why you don't want to do it.

Kensei

Excuse me? I don't need to hear that from someone who spends her whole day sleeping!

Mashiro

I'm not sleeping! I'm sleepy because I don't sleep! You're so annoying!

Hiyori

Hey, idiots, could you all just shut up for half a second or something?!

3. After the battle

9 lines
Shinji

Yes, shouting at the top of your lungs really isn't helpful.

Lisa

It might be better for us to try to, ahem, encourage them to relocate.

Hiyori

Yeah, we could scare the living crap out of them so they decide to never step foot near here again.

Shinji

Calm down. Why do you always have to be so intense all the time?

Lisa

Hm, but a ghost sighting might be a good way to scare people and kids off.

Love

That's not a bad suggestion. We could make some loud noises, make people think it's a haunting.

Kensei

If we're really going to do this, we ought to do it once all of them have shown up so they all know not to come back again.

Hiyori

Now that sounds like a plan! Let's get this going already! If we start now, we'll be ready for them tomorrow morning.

Shinji

Are we seriously doing this?