Chapter 3: The Box that Brings Hollows

Rooooaaaarrrr...

What?! There's more? What's with the high chance of running into Hollows today?

Whatever, I'm ignoring them. On to the next delivery.

Shinji!

Huh? Oh hey, Ichigo. What's up?

That's what I wanted to ask you. My Combat Pass's alarm is going off like crazy.

So what the hell is going on?

I actually want to know that myself.

I'm in the middle of making deliveries for Kisuke, and I keep getting interrupted by these Hollows. It's starting to get pretty annoying.

Are you sure you're defeating Hollows on a regular basis?

Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Of course I'm doing my job!

Really? So you're saying you diligently take care of your Substitute Soul Reaper duties without sparing any time to have fun?

Man, that's a sad way to spend your high school prime.

So, do you want me to get rid of the Hollows or do you want me to go back to being a regular high school student?

That's your call. Anyway, since you're here, I'll leave the Hollows to you.

What?! Hey, wait a second!

Rooooaaaarrrr!

Whatever. I'll finish this quickly and...

Rooooaaaarrrr...

It ignored me?!

Hey, Shinji! The Hollow went your way!

Huh?! Why is it coming after me?

Graaaah!

Dammit, the parcel! Huh?! Pff!

Bleh! *Cough* *Cough* What the hell is this? It stinks!

Powder?

Grrrrrooooaaaarrrr!!!

The Hollows got more aggressive! Were they after that powder this whole time?

Tch, that's it! I'm beating all of you up in one fell swoop!

I think that was the last one.

*Sigh*

I thought this was supposed to be a simple errand. Man, that was a disaster.

What in the world is Kisuke making me deliver?

Hey, I'm back. Are all the leaks repaired?

You stupid baldy!!!

What was that for?!

What kind of repair services did you go and request, you idiotic idiot!

What are you talking about? I just asked them to do normal repairs.

"Normal?!" Well, if this is normal to you, then I think you need to get your brain checked!

Look at it!

Huh?

Uh... What the hell is this?

So tell me, what part of this frilly, sparkly, lovely atmosphere is "normal," huh? Huh?!

That idiot Kisuke. Why did he have to do such a thing?

Well, hurry up and fix it!

Oww!!!