Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Behold! I am Marechiyo Omaeda!

Chapter 3: Omaeda and Yoruichi

Behold! I am Marechiyo Omaeda!. Marechiyo decides to hold a party to celebrate the successful renovation of the squad barracks. However, it looks like the party will have to go ahead without the guest of honor, Yoruichi.

3 scenes, 93 lines

1. Before the battle

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Hey there! I'm Marechiyo Yoshiayamenosuke Nikkotaroemon Omaeda!

I'm the lieutenant of Squad 2 of the 13 Court Guard Squads, Captain of the Patrol Troops, and president of a gems and precious metals factory.

Marechiyo

And I renovated the barracks at my own expense. Captain Soi Fon must think I'm her wallet or something.

Soi Fon

Did you say something, Omaeda?

Marechiyo

No, nothing.

Soi Fon

You better not have. Anyway, you seem to have quite the look of accomplishment on your face.

Marechiyo

Of course I do. I'm finally done with the renovations you ordered me to do.

Once we're done with this celebration party, my work is done.

Soi Fon

Where's Lady Yoruichi?

Marechiyo

I invited her, of course!

But the only person who came was...you.

Ichigo

Why the look? I came because you told me to come.

So, why is Yoruichi the special guest? She has nothing to do with barrack renovations.

Soi Fon

The whole purpose of this renovation was so that Lady Yoruichi can spend her time comfortably here.

Ichigo

Oh, is that right?

Marechiyo

That's why she's the special guest of this party.

Which makes you just an extra body, and here you are alone. Why?!

Ichigo

Yeah, about Yoruichi. We came to the Soul Society together, but she went somewhere right after.

Soi Fon

Omaeda, go look for Lady Yoruichi.

Marechiyo

What? But I'm the host! I'm in charge of this party!

Soi Fon

If you want to call yourself a host, then you should make sure you have the special guest!

Marechiyo

B-But I have no idea where she could have gone.

Soi Fon

Take Ichigo Kurosaki with you. He was with her at least for part of the way.

Ichigo

Huh? Uh, but I'm just a guest too.

Soi Fon

What was that?

Marechiyo

No, nothing! He said nothing! Isn't that right?!

Alright! Let's go find Lady Yoruichi together!

Ichigo

But why do I... Ugh, fine. Okay, I'll go.

2. Before the boss

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Marechiyo

Hellooooo? Lady Yoruichi?

Ichigo

Where could she be? We came all the way out to the Rukon District.

Marechiyo

I don't think we'll find her if we just keep looking around. We have to come up with an idea.

Oh, I know! Why don't we try luring her with the smell of her favorite food?

Ichigo

Lure her with food? She's not an animal.

Marechiyo

But she can turn into a cat, right? Plus, I've got an infinite amount of money to spend.

It should be somewhat better than just searching aimlessly!

So tell me. What does Lady Yoruichi like?

Ichigo

Hmm, her favorite food? I can only think of canned cat food.

Marechiyo

Canned food? I've never heard of that before. What are the ingredients to...

???

Ahhhhhh!!!

Rukon District Resident

It's a Hollow! Everyone, get out of here!

Ichigo

A Hollow?

Marechiyo

Uhh, it looks really, really strong.

Ichigo

You're a lieutenant, aren't you? You should be able to take care of it easily!

Marechiyo

But I need to find Lady Yoruichi. Oh, I know! We'll split ways!

I'll continue to search, while you take care of the Hollow.

Ichigo

What?! Are you serious? Dealing with the Hollow should be priority!

Marechiyo

Uh, yeah, I suppose.

Ichigo

Come on, let's go!

3. After the battle

45 lines
Marechiyo

Hahhh! Final blow!

Hollow

Groaaarrr...

Marechiyo

*Pant* Ugh, why am I doing this...

Ichigo

You're way out of shape.

Hey, is everyone safe?

Rukon District Resident

Y-Yes! No one's hurt. Thank you so much!

Marechiyo

Heh...heheh. Yeah, not a problem! It's my job as a Soul Reaper to make sure you're safe!

Ichigo

Says the guy who tried to push his job on me.

Yoruichi

Indeed, you guys did a great job.

Ichigo

Yoruichi?!

Marechiyo

Lady Yoruichi! Where were you?! We were looking all over the place for you!

Yoruichi

Oh, you were?

I hadn't visited the Rukon District recently, so I went to say hello to Kukaku.

Ichigo

You could've at least told me before you disappeared.

Yoruichi

We finished our talk, and I was heading towards the Seireitei when I felt the Hollow's Spiritual Pressure.

But when I arrived, you guys were already here.

Now, Omaeda. That was an interesting fight you showed me there.

Marechiyo

Oh, you think so? Thanks!

I mean, it's expected of me for being lieutenant of Squad 2, don't you think?

Hahahaha!

Yoruichi

Indeed. The way you stole Ichigo's killing blow on that Hollow was quite skillful.

Marechiyo

Oh, stop! It was nothing!

Ichigo

She's not complimenting you at all.

Soi Fon

You look like you're having fun, Omaeda.

Marechiyo

C-Captain Soi Fon?!

Soi Fon

Chatting with Lady Yoruichi while you make me wait? You do know what's coming, right?

Marechiyo

Ow, ow, ow! I'm gonna break!

Yoruichi

There, there, Soi Fon. Don't give him such a hard time.

He defeated a Hollow in the Rukon District earlier, and helped to save the people there.

Soi Fon

Er, if you insist.

Yoruichi

But I do wonder about the integrity of the victory, seeing how he stole the final blow from Ichigo.

Marechiyo

What?! That's not what you said earlier!

Soi Fon

Hmph!

Marechiyo

Owwww!!!

Yoruichi

But the way you spoke with the villagers after the fight was a nice gesture.

There are many who fear us Soul Reapers because we have spiritual powers. Don't forget that this kind of communication is necessary.

Soi Fon

It's exactly as you say.

Marechiyo

Phew, I'm saved.

Yoruichi

But it's also a fact that you were getting carried away with all the villagers' attention.

Soi Fon

Hahhh!

Marechiyo

Gaaaahhh!!!

Yoruichi

Hahaha. Ahh, this is so much fun!

Ichigo

That's just cruel.

Don't you all need to go back and have your party?

Marechiyo

H-Heeeeeelp!!!