Chapter 2: True Heroes?

Bohahahaha!!!

This voice!

The spirits are always with you!!!

Ooh, I smell it! It smells like bad spirits!

What's going on? Is he shooting a show today?

Who knows?

Ah-hah! There's my number one pupil!

Working over the New Year's holiday? You're pretty hard working.

Heroes don't get any rest over the holidays!

If I ever smell bad spirits, I'll rush over wherever that may be!

Such wonderful enthusiasm!

Hmm?! I sense bad spirits over there too!

I feel it. It's terrifying. Such danger!

I must head there quickly!

No, but there's a bad spirit in this vicinity as well!

What am I to do?! Tell me, boy!

I'm having a hard time trying to understand what you're trying to ask.

Let me help you pass on into the next world, baby!

Huh? What is up with this weird dude?!

That's my line, boy!

You wanna know who I am? Well, my name's Zennosuke Kurumadani!

It's very dangerous here! You must back away immediately!

But this is my job! You're the one who should back off right now!

(Well, look at that. I guess Afro-man's become popular enough to appear in shows with Don Kanonji.)

Leave this task to Don Kanonji, the charismatic spiritualist of the century!

Please, boy! Don't interfere with my work!

Mission accomplished!!!

Cool!!!

Don Kanonji is so great.

Did you see that, Ichigo?

Uh, yeah.

Are you sure you were watching? Rukia, did you see it too?

Y-Yes, of course. It was marvelous!

More importantly!

We're gonna run out of time if we stay here any longer, Mr. Asano.

Wait, hold on! Did I say something annoying again? Did I?!

Why do you do this to me, Mizuiro?