Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Seeking a New Home!

Chapter 1: Finding a Warm Place

Kon's Calamity: Seeking a New Home!. As usual, Kon disobeys Ichigo and leaves home to wander the streets one afternoon. But today, he is out with a purpose.

3 scenes, 22 lines

1. Before the battle

9 lines

Kon... A tragic Mod Soul who had been shoved into a lion plushie that was thrown away in a dumpster.

Ever since he found a home at the Kurosaki residence, he had been living a life pretending to be a stuffed animal. Until one day...

Kon

Oww! What the hell are you doing to me, you evil monster!

Ichigo

What's the big deal? I was just dusting you off because you're so dirty.

Rukia

Stop, Ichigo! If you want to clean him, I've got the perfect tool for the job.

Kon

You're the best, Rukia! I knew you'd always look out for me... Uh?

Noooo! Not the toilet brush!!!

(Enough's enough! I've just about had it! Today, I'm setting off on a journey and I swear I'm gonna find it!)

(Find what, you ask? A person who will gently embrace me in their arms. A place where I truly belong!)

2. Before the boss

8 lines
Kon

Well, now what? I'm pretty determined to go out on this journey, but I don't have any money. I can't get very far like this...

Orihime

Tatsuki! Are you ready?

Kon

(Hey, that's...Orihime! I've got it. I'm gonna place myself on the ground right in front of her and pretend I'm a poor little stuffed animal!)

(Knowing Orihime and her saint-like personality, I'm sure she'll cradle my injured body and guide me to her divine valley!)

Orihimeeee!

Tatsuki

Take this! Dragon Bazookaaaa!!!

Orihime

Bring it! I'll knock it right back!

Kon

Gah-ahhhh!!! Waaaait! There's a stuffed animal right heeeere!!!

3. After the battle

5 lines
Orihime

Woohoo! I got the first point!

Tatsuki

You know, this "boccer" game you thought of has the defense at a really bad disadvantage.

Orihime

Oh? You think so?

Kon

This is bad... I forgot to account for the way Orihime's brain works.

Grh... Woe is me...